New Story! · 6:29am Mar 18th, 2020
So a little while back, I made a joke about "The Ecstasy of Golden Harvest" as the title of a story I'd never write. Which got me listening to a bunch of Morricone ... which started giving me ideas.
And then, when the world started going mad, I said "fuck it, I'm just gonna write something for me" as kind of a distraction. Because it's kinda hard to focus on writing something for theoretical 'actual' publication when it feels like we're all gonna be decked out in hockey pads and mohawks before too long.
Which is how I managed to hammer out around 5k of story in the span of 4 days, bringing you the first installment of The Good, the Bad, and the Sentry. So yeah! Sentry in a western. Should be a fun, straightforward little adventure. It was either that or some kind of Rarijack fluff where the two ponies have to shack up together for quarantine reasons, but I figured that was a little too on the nose.
I'm gonna be pretty busy with work over the next few days, so it may be a week or two before I get the next chapter hammered out ... or then again I might just get stuck in quarantine, thus giving me the time to write more. So, uh, yay for that?
In any case, while poking around Derpibooru for porn screenshots, I stumbled across this gem of a gif.
That's right, friends. Special Agent Golden Harvest, master of Hoof to Hoof combat? It's CANON.
I am the best at ponies.
As if there were any doubt.
Oh hell yes more Flash Sentry!
Oh, hell yeah!
I have no recollection of this scene in the episode where this MUST have taken place. But the awesomeness is undeniable.
Woo! More Flash Sentry Papers!
In related news, I'm kind of waiting for Flash to somehow tell Applejack what a horrible coward and undeserving of his accolades he is (which she realises he isn't lying) and then for her to see him in action and realize he was telling the truth only from his perspective.
I'd also like to read the E.I.O.'s file on him...
Mad Max 2022: roving e-cycle gangs ambush guarded lorry convoys carrying toilet roll across the wastelands to the Asda and Sam's, and Costco strongholds
Woo! More Sentry Papers is a win!
it's crazy how man gifs ive seen of background shenanigans just since the show has ended, and this one is S1!