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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 252 views
  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 697 views
  • 93 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 592 views
  • 96 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 542 views
  • 97 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 421 views
Nov
16th
2012

the beast · 12:12pm Nov 16th, 2012

lel

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Comments ( 25 )

lawl

I guess it's a message.
You should write more horse sex.

knighty
Site Owner

Well you basically are satan.

did you meet his neighbor he lives at 665 Brimstone way

if you meet the devil ... Tell him 'hi' from me and that I will send him the next six souls the next week. :pinkiecrazy:

508163 I swear to fucking Beelzebub.

Better hide were watching you :pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Good job, you are literally Hitler.

Well, that's an interesting one.

well we are all dead it seems.

~Reggie

508512 Why am I laughing so hard seeing that?:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::yay:

508549 Think that's supposed to be Celestia, the human gods do not fit very well in an animal created world and it might get many people annoyed that the Ponies, Griffions, Zebras, Dragons and ect don't have their own god and have to use one from a different world and a completely different specis....but that's my option, still a funny as buck pic though, thank you.

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You needed it man, you stopped laughing, you see? Devil had possessed you, that's why you were laughing so hard with a pic so silly.
The risks of watch darf :twilightsmile:

508177
hey knighty i really like that pretty crown next to your name
can i have one?
it would make me feel like a pretty filly princess
<3

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