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Dec
12th
2019

Harem Nose Fanart! · 10:40pm Dec 12th, 2019

Check it out! This lovely fanart was commissioned by a fan who wishes to remain anonymous, and was drawn by Apricalico!

And now, it is the new cover art for Harem Noses! :yay::yay:

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Unironically, though :twilightsheepish:

Quela #2 · Dec 12th, 2019 · · 2 ·

Luna: I’ll make your dreams come true~
Cadance: You know I’m the expert on love~
Celestia: Why settle for the rest when you can have the best?
:rainbowlaugh:

The story's cover art credits still need to be adjusted for the new artist as of this post, fwiw.

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Whoops. I knew I forgot something.

Only problem I can see with it is that Bean is far too large. I mean, he's at eye-level with both Luna AND Celestia.

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That's because he's sitting on a box.
Or maybe he hit a growth spurt. :)

Georg #7 · Dec 13th, 2019 · · 5 ·

5168477 "He seems much bigger," mused Celestia.

"Bigger is better," said Cadence with an impassioned sigh.

"I meant taller," added Celestia while rolling her eyes. "I thought he would put on an inch or two when I added just a little of my alicorn magic to his thaumic reserves to give him more resilience--"

"And stamina," said Cadence. "I added some of my magic to his too. He does have to cope with the three of us after all."

"As I did," said Luna with a thoughtful frown. "I hope he doesn't explode."

Quela #8 · Dec 13th, 2019 · · 3 ·

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“Mhmm, all that Alicorn Magic’s done wonders for his body~” Cadance practically purred, nuzzling into Bean’s broad chest.

“Oh yes, it all feels so much stronger~” from behind Luna’s hooves roamed over Bean’s body, seemingly tracing the line and contour of every muscle she could find. Soon all three Princesses’s hooves were sliding over him, their breathing growing huskier, it was inevitable that eventually Cadance blurted out: “Me first!” Only to be met by instant protest from the others.

“Come now Cadance, we’re not going to use a system like that to determine this, no to mention it’s unfair, I didn’t know we could do that,” Celestia pouted.

“I wed him first, I should have the Honour, besides, don’t you have your little side piece anyway?” Luna added imperiously.

“Hey! I’m as married to Bean as either of you! Don’t try and exclude me here, you just want all this studliness to yourselves!” The squabbling went on for a bit longer before coming to the obvious conclusion, all three Mares turning to Bean.

“Well, our Prince, who will you pick first?”

Sooo...i have a question....what happens when twilight becomes a princess?

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Shining is committed to an asylum :trollestia:

“My girlfriend and my sister...my girlfriend and my sister...” :rainbowlaugh:

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I can just imagine him rocking back and forth saying it over and over XD

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Yeah! Like just fetal position rocking back-and-forth :rainbowlaugh:

But Cady and Twi are gonna probably become much closer at least, one might even say intimately close, thanks to Bean :trollestia:

poor shiny why does fate hate him so much he just keeps losing

Those anyone else wonder how the princesses would look with their 'traditional wedding garment' on? Or would that be too lewd to post on a blog?

That lucky banana.
who wouldn't want to be fawned over by prime mare specimens?

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Oh yes, that sounds amazing :rainbowlaugh:

I now imagine, like, Bean coming to his room after a long day, opens it, finds Luna, Cadance, Celestia inside, struggling to put on their outfits: “Surprise!!!” :trollestia:

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Well assuming that the tradition is still in effect, Luna told that the garment was a tradition 1000 years ago…then again Cadence might have though that it was part of the contract too so who knows

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I'm sure they can arrange something special for Bean :trollestia:

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If someone made an art of that Bean needs to be show even more blush and with a slight nosebleed

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It was the sound of grumbling and straining that first alerted Bean to someone being in his room as he returned from a long day with the Thestrals: “Hello? Is anyone in here- gak!”

As he craned the door open the sight before him almost made his heart stop; there they were, his wives. Princesses Cadance, Celestia and Luna, all three struggling to squeeze their wonderfully svelte bodies into the traditional wedding gear.

“Ugh, c’mon, the bucking zipper’s stuck, I think I’m too big for it-oh!” Cadance had been struggling to zip up the rear, her magnificently thicc plot just hanging out there in Bean’s face when the three finally noticed him. There was a momentary pause...then...

“Surprise!”

“Ah, welcome back, we thought you might take a while longer,”

“Beeeaannn! Could you help me with this zipper? I need your big, strong, Stallion hooves~” Cadance cajoled him with a honeyed voice, giving a slight shake of her distracting rump.

“What ho? Young Cadance seeks to get ahead, does she?”

“Very underhanded Cadance, but three can play at that game,” there was the sound of two more zippers being pulled back and suddenly Bean found himself face-to-face with thre heavenly, juicy, plots, all swaying in his face, tails brushing his nose, filling it with the sweet scent of the Princesses, as they craned their necks to look at him, eyelashes flutter sing, smiling seductively as they said:

“Please Prince Bean, won’t you help us?”

-Like so? :trollestia:

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Like that yeah, I can hear Bean brain reseting from what he is seeing and after the image was forever burn in his mind just thinking.

'yep it…it in my head now. I can't…I can't unseen it, I fear what I'm going to dream tonight'

Then gulp and take a shaky step forward "S-sure, n-no problem…ah d-dears?" He stutters trying to contain as much control of himself as possible

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And those dreams aren't safe from Luna either :rainbowlaugh:

And that's how we end up with three very pregnant Alicorns :trollestia:

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So Shining just doesn’t matter at all, huh? Honestly, I gotta ask, do you have a grudge against his character?

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Wow Cadence, you’re awful. Is that how little Shining Armor means to you?

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