Still curious about Bean going all in with the Princesses?

I bet you are.

I bet you're wondering how it all happens. What did Bean do to get himself into this mess?

Well, here's a hint for you. :)

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So if you happen to live in the United States, you've probably heard that employers are struggling to fill open positions.

This is true at my chosen place of employment as well, so it has been decreed that the overtime shall be unlimited until further notice.

While this is good news for my bank account, it's absolute murder on my writing time, so for the foreseeable future, I'm afraid the Bean Words will be sporadic at best.

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For everyone who has wondered when I would start writing the next chapter of Harem Noses:

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Have you been waiting patiently for more of Baked Bean's misadventures in his unexpected harem?

Your patience will soon be rewarded! A new chapter of The Harem Noses shall soon be released!

Don't care about that, you say? Fear not! I am hard at work on the next chapter for Pregnant Noses, so stay tuned!

And don't forget, I have a surprise coming with Rainbow Dash...

The next chapter of Harem Noses shall soon be upon us! Save yourself!

And I bet you all thought I had forgotten about it.

YES! My most controversial story to date has been dormant for well over a year now, but I have channeled my inner Doctor Frankenstein and brought life to my creation once more!

So, Irr, does this mean there is a new chapter for us to enjoy/loathe?

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You know how they say it has to get worse before it gets better?

Yeah. That's what has happened to my writing schedule. We're operating with half of the manpower than we should have at my work, and it doesn't look like it'll get better anytime soon.

So probably no new chapters of anything until next year. But! I am still trying to write a few words here and there, so here's some rough draft from the next Harem Noses story. Enjoy!

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1. *Finally* did some work on Who is Pinkie Pie, but it still needs a fair amount of tweaks and adjustments. More on that once I get more done with it.
2. Also started work on the next chapter of Pregnant Noses. Who's up for a musical number?
3. The new story I've come up with has... stalled. I gotta get back to work on that one.
4. The next chapter of Harem Noses is just about done. It's being looked over by the editors now, so not much longer.

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So, it seems that the anonymous commissioner who generously provided the cover art for The Harem Noses managed to get something like a two-for-one deal, and just now surprised me with another hilarious and amazing fanart!

So in a previous blog post, I mentioned that I was going to do a rewrite of Harem Noses. Sadly, it took me far longer than I expected to actually do that, but I finally got a chapter written up, which I then released as a special preview on The Official No Nose Discord Server.

Based on the feedback I received, it was clear I hadn't fixed anything. I'd just shuffled it around a little and added some flowers for ambiance.

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I've had a couple two people ask when the next chapter for Harem Noses will come out.

The answer to that is: probably not for a while. At the moment, I'm putting the finishing touches on the next chapter of Preggo Noses, in which Baked Bean does not make an appearance. After that, I'm gonna work on the next chapter of Preggo, so I can tie it into the special Nightmare Night chapter I have planned!

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Check it out! This lovely fanart was commissioned by a fan who wishes to remain anonymous, and was drawn by Apricalico!

And now, it is the new cover art for Harem Noses!

Haven't published anything for a while, so time for the standard "I'm not dead!" statement.

Just been stupid busy lately. Grumble no time to write grumble grumble lots of good ideas grumble...

Maybe in a couple of weeks I'll be able to get back to it. In the mean time, enjoy this little blub of Harem Bean that's taken me four months to write.

Grumble grumble grumble...

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To-Do list:
☑Get new Harem Bean words written. 3 chapters so far.
☑Get next chapter of New Noses to Know done. Just over 10k words.
☑Send Bean words to editors.
☐Wait for screams of "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" to die down.
☐Revise, edit, repair.
☐Final quality check.
☐Publish!

I'm kinda thinking next week sometime. Stay tuned!