How to start a new chapter · 12:17am March 15th
Let me know what y'all think of this. 
“And that, Your Highness, is why we wish to erect a statue of Princess Luna in the center of Canterlot.”
Celestia blinked once. “Forgive me, Lord Thimble. You wish to commision a statue of my sister so that all ponies may, and I quote, ‘be able to admire her exquisite backside?’”
“Yes, Your Highness. I assure you, the Association of Royal Rump Respecters has already raised the funds. No taxpayer money will be needed. We only need your approval.”
Celestia blinked again. She turned to Luna, who was smiling like a Cheshire cat.
“Hurry up and give him your approval, sister.” Luna cackled with delight. “I wish to see my flanks immortalized in bronze as soon as possible. Or perhaps a nice marble would be better.”
“If it would help your decision, Your Highness, the Association plans on commissioning a statue of your rump next,” Lord Thimble went on.
Celestia dropped her face into her hooves. “Oh, stars and sun above. That’s all Equestria needs, another statue of me in any way, shape, or form. Especially my rear.”
“I’m afraid I don’t understand, Princess. Why would you deny the populace of the opportunity to worship your—”
“Do not finish that sentence.”
Well, somepony just invoked Sgt Murphy to make a big ol' batch of Drama! Please proceed, I insist.
*Grabs some popcorn and enjoys the show*
Absolutely perfect! I can't stop laughing. Keep it up. Love your work so far, and have enjoyed how Bean's story has been going.
Oh, yeah, this is gold! And hey, after centuries of the ARRR providing proper tribute of the alicorn superior with the plumpest posterior, it's only fair that Luna is finally given time to shine.
I have no clue where you would go with this. Butt please start as soon as possible. we desperately need
more asinine humor.
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at least the plot is easy to keep track of.🦄🌙
When I was expecting a sneak peek, I was expecting to read this xP
And Bean would probably be in agreement over the need to admire his wife's fine rear!
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He might feel a certain way that is a bit...let's be generous and say unhappy, about other stallions ogling his wife's hind quarters.
Besides he doesn't need a statue to bask in the shadow of the sun when he has the real thing.
I got a feeling that Bean might be a bit unhappy about other stallions ogling his wife's hind quarters, even if they're in statue form.
Let's flip the script a little and say it was a society of mares who were admiring Bean's hind quarters, had gotten up the money themselves and were wanting to build a statue of Bean's rump for all to look at, would Celestia be okay with that or would she be going full on "Oh hell no!"?
Alternately this could lead to a funny scene where the two sisters are bickering back and forth.
"Luna, why would any stallion want to look at your plot? It looks like somepony glued a pair of guitar picks underneath your tail."
"E'en the mightiest of boulders looks small when compared to a continent."
"Are you saying my plot is fat?!"
"Nay, sister. But if we had known of thine propensity for sweets, We wouldn't have needed to eclipse the sun with Our moon."
*Bean simply facehoofs at the morning headline about his wife and sister-in-law getting into a brawl in the center of Canterlot along with accompanying photograph*
The meme got real, I absolutely love it
I once wanted to help with a comic, all I wanted is the casual addition of realistic addition like genital areas.
Really small changes that simply made it more realistic.
Funny was it was not about arousal or inappropriate body gestures or jokes.
It was just interesting to see it giving the touch if realistic flavor.
That stuff get your thoughts started, like for example:
- Do ponies have hoove disinfectant spells before entering a home, shop or before starting to eat like Earthponys would.
- How do they keep spotless seats, it's not so easy to get perfectly clean with smooth skin, let alone fur. (The long hair dog of my brother needed her butthole shaved so she stops leaving unwanted stains everywhere.
- If Pegasus use their feathers as hand substituted appendage, how do Pegasus keep them undamaged from messy foods like chocolate bars.
- Hair and animal fur can take quite a bit of time to stay well cared for, how often would a pony bath, when only use soap and how often use conditioner for their fur, or would they be only using it for mane and tail hairs?
- Do pregnant mare have problems with leaking milk when pregnant like human females?
- Do stallion cover up when eventually a full reaction is coming along, or is it just as common as on one of our European FKK bathhouse to ignore it?
You be surprised how fast it becomes a entirely different thing to see the other gender like they be in a swim suit, just naked while chatting someone up fir a bus ride conversation.
- Do ponies have seat cleaning enchantments or mobile sanitized spelled objects for Earthponys and Pegasus/Thestrals.
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This is absolutely priceless,mind if I use it for 1-4 stories of mine? I already started in my cynder story to add royalty acting casual, but that bit would fit perfectly for my next chapter already written.
Hm... It *might* work better with the roles reversed, so Luna can be shown to be a little....behind in her attempt to return to the modern era. (and grateful) That would leave Celestia in the "Do you see what I have to put up with?" category only to have it get out of hand.
Yes, I'm a bad influence :)
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Go ahead.
😂