Baked Bean, an aspiring writer of questionable skill, has come across the perfect source of inspiration: the Castle of the Two Sisters. All it will take is a quick trip through the Everfree Forest, and a new world of potential writing prompts will be his for the taking.
Once there, however, he finds there's more to the Castle—and the old legends surrounding it—than he ever imagined, and an ancient law will force him to mate with all of the Royal Princesses...
...whether he likes it or not.
This story is an alternate take on No Nose Knows, so expect plenty of polygamous shenanigans.
Sex tag is for references. Ye be warned.
Edited by Zen and Ponies, Sipioc, Georg, and Spartanpony007!
Cover art commissioned by an anonymous fan and drawn by Apricalico!
Much thanks to Sipioc for the original cover art!
You know, I'm proud of how evil Irr can be when properly motivated....
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This better be a long runner... *preps pod in case it is not*
I'm just going to favorite this in advance, I already know it's going to be great.
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It's amazing what one can do with the proper motivation.
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Oh, no worries there. Much more to come, trust me.
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You betcha it's gonna be great. :)
I give it two chapters before Shining Armor murders Bean.
I don't know, herds aren't my thing.
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Oh, I don't think I'd even give it that long.
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Well, it's a small herd. More of a group. Maybe a gaggle.
But! I understand if it still not your thing, so never fear! I am still working on Principal Noses and Ancient Roses, so monogamy!Bean and Celly will still have many glorious adventures together!
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Thanks for telling me, I will be on the look out for those two stories.
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I should clarify that it is one story, and it can be found right here, if you like. :)
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Thanks man, I will take a look at it.
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Then shining will murder him again when twilight ascends. Then too flurry heart if that happens, poor bean
Wooo more bean. Great chapter I look forward to more
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Here's hoping Bean has a good life insurance policy. :)
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) he would inadvertently marry his sister as well as soon as she ascended.
And when Shining himself marries Cadence(or is there something that forbids him joining in
Well, Bean certainly found his muse to start the story he was looking for. And even the first paragraph.
"Chapter One: I wake up only to find myself in the middle of a Royal Bean Sandwich"
This is awfully well-written for an April Fool's Day joke.
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He already took the opposite approach. Guess he had to make up for it.
And before some white knight thinks that's an insult, go see last year's April Fools chapter. It's true. And it was deliberate. So not an insult. Nyah~!
if it wasn't a April Fool's joke I would have loved to see more of this, through would have liked it better if NMM had won instead.
Look what you made me do
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In the words of myself terribly impersonating George Takei:
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Dude this is amazing i cant WAIT for the next chapter!
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You'll just have to wait and see.
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"Perhaps Bean Burrito would work better. Hmmm...." :)
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I decided to be different this year. Little variety never hurts, right?
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Very true. I have much pennance to make after last year.
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NMM win?
Well, there is always next year...
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Hopefully Luna doesn't have too many of those ancient love customs influencing her. :)
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Heh heh heh... :)
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I am afraid I see your link as broken. 😨
HAH!
DOUBLE HAH!
Man, I love you...and your fics too, I suppose
For reals though, I dunno if you plan on continuing this and fleshing it out as a full story (considering you’re still working on the main storyline) but God-damn I hope you do!
i do hope you continue this story id like to see where is go's
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Oh my indeed.
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Never fear, more is coming! There is much fun to be had with this!
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It shall be very nice.
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HUZZAH!!
...... part of me thinks this will be interesting and part of me expects it's an april fools day thing.
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You are right on both counts. There will be more to this story, but it did start when I said to myself, "Self, what would be a good thing to do for April Fool's this year?" :)
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Waking up Bean saying that today is tomato sauce day and EVERY FOOD must be served with a side of ketchup?
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That's more of a horror story. Maybe for Nightmare Night...
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Sure, maybe you can even do the scene of Kane Citizen and make him twist and turn, before waking up.
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If you read them, be warned. They are a lot more jacked up than you know.
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That they are.
April Fools Alt-Universe or not, you've got my interest, Irrespective.
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one moment.
Edit:
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*in Mister Burns voice* Excellent.
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So much potential so much insanity waiting to explode
And Sunset.... Celestia is still waiting for her Toaster :O
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Bwa ha ha ha! The insanity shall last forever!
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Ah! There we go, and very much woo-hoo! :)
I still need to read the others, but if this is an alternate take on the first story I'm assuming it's not necessary to read it or the sequels?
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You'll be missing a fair bit, but so far its a generally clean refresh that doesn't seem to require knowledge of the first story(ies, really) to get your bearings.
Oh Lawd, this is magnificent
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This is intended to be a stand-alone story, so Bobbles is right. Reading No Nose Knows is not required, but since it is my most popular story, I do recommend you still read it anyway.
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Why thank you!
If Bean thinks a newly-purified Princess Luna is beautiful, just WAIT until she returns to her proper form...
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