Oct
14th
2019
Piano Man · 5:27pm Oct 14th, 2019
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE LATEST CHAPTER!
So this showed up in the comments to Chapter 7 of Pregnant Noses. It is so awesome, I decided to share it here as well, just so all y'all would be sure to see it. 
Irrespective
Goddammit.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
A heart-broken stallion shuffles in
There's a bug in disguise sitting next to him
Drinking love, 'stead of tonic and gin.
He said, "What we had is a memory.
I'm sure that you know how it goes.
Now I'm sad, but last week, thought I knew you complete,
Like your leg, now my heart's full of holes.
Tell me a lie, oh Queen Chrysalis
Tell me a lie, tonight.
Tell me you're blue,
What we had it was true,
And that everything will be all right."
I’m touched.
I’m also deeply emotionally moved.
That’s wonderful.
Bravo!
Both for your chapter and the lyrics. Both Pokey and Chrissy have got it bad.
Oh God!!! I've been moved very much by the lyrics!! Thank you for sharing!!
Elton John love much?
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Actually written and originally performed by Billy Joel. This song was his first Top 40 hit on the US and became his signature song.
Trigger the bartender watches him,
To make sure that he'll make it home.
He'll him give a wink, as he waters the drink,
Cause it's safer if he doesn't roam.
He says "Pokey, how bout another one?"
As Pokey just downs another shot.
But the drunk that he feels is all in his head
Because alcoholic it's not.
Bluebelle's the name that she answered to,
When Chrysalis played with heart.
And Pokey thought she was the mare who would be
The one from whom he'd never part.
To Chrysalis, it wasn't personal;
To Pokey, it bloody well was.
Now he sits in a chair, with a thousand-yard stare,
And he knows that it's just what she does.
Tell me a lie, oh Queen Chrysalis
Tell me a lie, tonight.
Tell me you're blue,
What we had it was true,
And that everything will be all right.
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
In a bar full of off-duty guards.
And they know that it's her, 'neath that pretty, pink fur,
But arresting her's not in the cards.
And Chrysalis tries to apologize,
But she just can't commit to the part,
And Pokey just leaves Chrissy sitting there
Nursing her own hole in her heart.
Feed me a line, oh Queen Chrysalis
Feed me a line again.
You had something true,
With your Stallion of blue,
Now you sit all alone and in pain.
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Thank you all.
I would record a YouTube video of this but A) I can’t play piano and B) I can’t sing.
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Well, it's really nice!! Was it inspired by a song?
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The Piano Man by Billy Joel. It's one of his most popular, and he'll sing it in a duet with Elton John when they tour together.
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So, do you know when Harem noses will be updated again?
I know you said that it will be updated after uploading a special chapter for Pregnant noses, so I was wondering if this most recent chapter was the special one?
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It's still gonna be a bit. The special chapter is actually a Nightmare Night special I'm trying to get done.
As a personal side note, I'm intrigued that the controversial story is the one everyone keeps asking about. No one says "Hey, Irr! When is Preggo Nose going to update?"
Just an interesting observation on my part. Carry on.
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Well, its a great story!!!
BTW, sorry for asking about it so much. Not trying to be rude.
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It's all good. No worries.
I'll probably do a blog post or two on it as I get further along. :)