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  • 5 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 6 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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    0 comments · 75 views
  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Looking Back Part 14 · 5:49am Jul 11th, 2019

Haha part 14, here we go. End is in sight, baby, and not a minute too soon!

  1. TYour Mom Blows Up Celestia
    Your mom escapes from Tartarus to seek revenge on Celestia
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  14  12 · 578 views

    Oof, This is not a very good story. It was fun to write though. Phoenix Quill is a good guy. Ask him about his rock opera some time. 3/10

  2. TChuck Norris Gets Stoned
    Tempest Shadow becomes a Commie, a pink cloud invades canterlot, Discord needs help filing taxes, and Pinkie is hungry. Plus Chuck Norris gets stoned.
    Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  7  20 · 449 views

    Collab posting continues, this time with TheMajorTechie. This one is, if not better than most of my shit fics, at least slightly more interesting? 4/10

  3. TPonies of Fire
    Celestia orders two brave knights to violently quash a rebellion… with fire.
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  8  11 · 376 views

    Another shitfic. Been writing a lot of them. Less and less people read them. Gee, can't imagine why! Anyway, this one got a pinch dark. And still sucks like the others. 3/10

  4. TThe Ghost of Gibobo
    Mayor Sir Mixalot gets thrown in jail for money laundering 'cause his dog is a narc!
    Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  5  9 · 385 views

    CrispySparrow is such a wholesome individual, I just want you to know that. Also, this story is kind of silly. 5/10

  5. TLust and Betrayal: A Day in the Life of the Flower Trio
    When Roseluck's robot threatens the livelihood of flower ponies everywhere, it's up to Lily Valley and Daisy to be Luddites and bring it down. Will they succeed?
    Super Trampoline · 1.3k words  ·  8  7 · 427 views

    Hey, another collaborator, this time No Raisin. And it's another forgetable shitfic. I really need to find some more commentary to add to these shitfics. 1/10

  6. ETemporary Secretary
    Twilight Sparkle visits 1979 Paul McCartney
    Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  11  12 · 347 views

    Oh man, I got my shitposting grove back, with one of the greatest weird-ass songs of all time. And holy shit, I'm listening to some covers now, and it's great because you can take this song in so many different directions. Like this version takes Paul McCartney's weirdest song and makes it even trippier:

    I'm glad this version exists because the original soundcloud file is gone. Anyway, the story will need some cleaning up, but I definitely want to include it. 7/10

  7. TCaffeine Pills Are Not a Substitute For Sleep
    Rainbow Dash has bad sleep hygiene, writes My Tiny Gecko fanfiction, visits her therapist, and helps with search and rescue operations after Cloudsdale explodes.
    Super Trampoline · 1000 words  ·  17  6 · 577 views

    Uhhhhh yeah so last week I took 10 caffeine pills as part of a really shitty 60 hours, and I felt like I was going to throw up for hours, but never actually did. Anyway, yeah, a lot of my stories reflect my mental state. And like my mental state, they're usually not very good. 3/10?

  8. This isn't a story review, just a good song you should listen to:

    The first time I heard it, it was like that moment when Brian Wilson heard the Beatles had outdone him again.

  9. Oh hey another good shitfic that gets a lot weird and a little dark. Definitely including this one. 8/10

  10. TSeparate Neighs
    Sunset Shimmer and Sassaflash kidnap Steve Perry for their Journey cover band
    Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  16  6 · 407 views

    Nowhere near as good as my entry for the previous year's contest. It was a last minute substitute for the story I wanted to do, a SunPie camping trip story that I still owe Morning Sun as a commission. Oops. Maybe I'll present it to her at BronyCon. Anyway this story is a silly story about one of my favorite bands (If you haven't noticed from the fact that I now have three Journey-inspired stories on FimFiction.). 6/10

    Haha I actually wrote this last night! Weeeeeeee!

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