LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sick in bed this weekend. No review of new episode. Gave it an 8/10.
Your Fortune Cookie for May 2019 is:
"Vaseline is not Assholine."
令和1年5月1日 (水)
Too much Force Applejack
AJ is practicing for the Grandma Toss for the 2029 Olympics.
When Applejack's Jedi training gets a little out of control.
"I done told ya, Granny Smith, I ain't ready to start a-courtin' and yer just gonna have to get used to that!"
"Applejack, that's not your grandmother."
"Around these parts, that's what we call 'misplaced aggression', Sugarcube."
“THERE SHALL BE NO OTHER GRANNIES BUT SMITH!”
“Um, AJ, heroes are supposed to help little old ladies across the street. Not throw them.”“She’s across the street, isn’t she?”“Ow.. more like across the block...”
why does this setup look familiar?
...oh, yeah: NOW I remember
"An' that's for cheatin' Granny Smith at last night's bridge game!"
Granny:"Meh, its cheaper and faster than taking the bus"
Do you even lift, Brah?
"Applejack! That's NOT how you play Calvinball!"
4932786That's totally how you play Calvinball, granny was in the throw zone.
AJ: "The white zone is only for loading and unloading."
Sunset: "Don't you think she could've gotten off with a verbal warning?"
AJ: "ONLY LOADING AND UNLOADING!"
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING GRANNY
Clearly AJ is trying to catch her.
"FUCK GRANDMA!"
Too much Force Applejack
AJ is practicing for the Grandma Toss for the 2029 Olympics.
When Applejack's Jedi training gets a little out of control.
"I done told ya, Granny Smith, I ain't ready to start a-courtin' and yer just gonna have to get used to that!"
"Applejack, that's not your grandmother."
"Around these parts, that's what we call 'misplaced aggression', Sugarcube."
“THERE SHALL BE NO OTHER GRANNIES BUT SMITH!”
“Um, AJ, heroes are supposed to help little old ladies across the street. Not throw them.”
“She’s across the street, isn’t she?”
“Ow.. more like across the block...”
why does this setup look familiar?
...oh, yeah: NOW I remember
"An' that's for cheatin' Granny Smith at last night's bridge game!"
Granny:"Meh, its cheaper and faster than taking the bus"
Do you even lift, Brah?
"Applejack! That's NOT how you play Calvinball!"
4932786
That's totally how you play Calvinball, granny was in the throw zone.
AJ: "The white zone is only for loading and unloading."
Sunset: "Don't you think she could've gotten off with a verbal warning?"
AJ: "ONLY LOADING AND UNLOADING!"
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING GRANNY
Clearly AJ is trying to catch her.
"FUCK GRANDMA!"