Welp, I finally did it. 500 real, bona fide, non-bot subscribers. · 9:00pm Aug 21st, 2018
Now, I'm not one for big, emotional speeches (then proceeds to make one anyway) but a ginormous thank you to everyone who somehow derives some small scintilla of pleasure from my random scrawlings on Fimfiction. Four years has just flown by: there have been high, lows, a few spicy exchanges along the way and a whole lotta mayonnaise gone to waste. This blessed number may go up, it may go down but at least I can say I always reached it, as this completely non-doctored screenshot clearly shows. WOO HOO Dances round room like a loon with the curtains closed
Anyways, there's a hella lot more to come, so if you feel up to the ride, strap yourself in and get ready to take a trip to a world of pure imagination! 
(Everlasting gobstoppers and surreal boat ride not included. Soz.) 
Your distant friend and overworked minion
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Awesome.
Congratulations, Snarker!
Nice, congrats!
Congratulations, my friend. It's wonderful that some many people recognize your talent.
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A well deserved accomplishment, Congratulations!!
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TWO 'olden bronys', here though? How confusing... 
Cheers all, hope to make you proud!
Congrats man...but...how do you know I am not a bot? I mean, I could be a bot. Do bots think they are bots? I wonder if bots dream...
WOO-HOO!!!! PARTY!!!
Congrats, and hopefully there will be many more subscribers to come.
“Congratulations on reaching 500 Followers.”-Totally-Not-the-Bot-You’re-Looking-For.
but in all seriousness It is amazing that you have finally amassed this many followers. I will take great pride in knowing I was a follower before you had 100. Keep up the good work and I look forward to 1000.
Congrats! Now you too can feel the pain and suffering of having hundreds of people constantly watching you and what you do, silently judging you as you're doing it with disapproving scowls and pitchforks!
That is joke. Be happy, little horse...
Congrats!
But are you sure none of us are a bot?4923576
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Again, much obliged. And if any of you actually are bots, well then you're just about the nicest bots it's ever been my privilege to meet, so I'm willing to overlook it just this once.
Shit, you got me.
Awesome! You truly deserve every follow you get.
That's awesome, dude! Congrats!
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Thanks for the late congrats! Continue to follow me for fun galore... and maybe a few surprises, too...
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