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Super Trampoline


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May
21st
2018

We are Number One! · 7:26pm May 21st, 2018

I've been posting a lot about this story lately:

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩
My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,673 · 8.7k views

But that's because I've been most active on it. I'm too depressed to work on much else right now.

Anyway, do me a quick favor, would you? Go to the search bar at the top of the site, and then sort stories by number of downvotes. Here's a link if that sounds confusing.

Well, huh, would you look at that?

Not many people can claim to be number one of something on this site. Now I can. I have the most downvoted story on Fimfiction. But this was a team effort. I couldn't have done it without you, my loyal readers. Thank you. My life may be a broke almost homeless shitheap right now, but for now I have something to be proud of. In honor of this momentous occasion, I've uploaded new cover art.

And what does the dethroned former champ have to say about all this?

Well, then, I guess we can't all be dignified losers :raritywink:

Thank you again, and here's to our next goal: 1,000 downvotes!

Comments ( 11 )
PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

amazing XD It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

I changed my upvote to a downvote awhile back by the way.

Congrats on the top spot. :)

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I choose to not interpret this as a huge backhanded complement.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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But that's what it is. :B

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Or am I a hat baiter?

:pretendthisisawinkygif:

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Better to bait hats than to bait masters.

The shit? You don't use dark theme?

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That would imply I'm a cool kid, which I'm not.

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Ahhh! I'm sorry for assuming.

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