May
15th
2018
I need the blood of virgins to summon Satan to kill a bastard, so I'm turning to you for help · 7:13pm May 15th, 2018
Nevercake has another League of Legends commercial on YouTube.
I need blood. I need blood to summon the devil to destroy this horrendous evil little Nazi. And you all shall be the sacrifice.
Now cut yourselves, my children, and offer blood to Satan, so that the world may be cleansed of this wretched little fuck.
No seriously, if you think this is some stupid distasteful joke, no it's really not. I'm legit asking you all to cut your arms (not your wrists) and bleed out about two pints of blood, and invoke the unholy incantations to appease the lord of evil. Nevercake must Neverwake again.
Seems to me a worthy cause.
I dedicate this sacrifice to me when I was young, foolish, and edgy.
Er..... whaaaa?
You know he'd actually reward nevercake and would kill you for being righteous. Also nevercake works for the devil sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
4861559
No no no, Nevercake owes the Devil his soul and a blowjob after the Devil gave Nevercake the power to be a quim basket. So really the Devil would be more than happy to take Nevercake's soul.
4861607
(pulls out needle) Give us your arm please.
4861614
It was the summer of 98'. Me and my family were just enjoying a day at the beach. The sun was hot and beautiful. The ocean was blue and wet. The woman whose dog stole her bra was cute and Asian. Mo and dad and little Ryan were just happy. I was happy.
But then the sky went dark, as a nazi symbol appeared in the clouds. There was the sound of evil laughter, before the heavens twisted and churned, and suddenly a poorly drawn and animated little an appeared from nowhere, and landed in front of me and my family. He gave us the finger, and pulled out a berreta revolver. We had no time to react, and the next second, my family was on the sands of the beach, bleeding, choking, and then dead.
Since then, I've sworn an oath that I'd avenge my family. I'd find the son of a bitch and end his life in the most painful way possible. Not a day goes by that I don't think of the worst and terrible of ways to murder him. promise, one day I will learn his true name, and when I do, I will find him, and I. WILL. KILL. HIM.
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Well actually the real reason is that he had a commercial for League of Legends playing last year that wouldn't leave me alone for three months, constantly telling me that my life is meaningless so I may as well play video games. It wasn't bad at first but...it REALLY grates on your psyche after a while. You wouldn't understand because you haven't experienced what I sat through. For three months. Over and over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
Also Nevercake supports the Nazis and that's just not cool.
I refuse thy summons Sir Unique! Your wishes for blood magic will not be appeased!! This is no way to bring down the power of an ad. The abilities of Ad Revenue alone could rid us of existence! We must be tactful if ever to destroy the accursed being that is overdone ads. I believe this monstrosity should be taken down, but I will not bow down to FALSE GODS!!! Do you want, but I will not be part of the dark magic's will.
4861667
(grabs you and gives you a spine-breaking hug) ADORKABLE! How have you been, dear madam? Aw, what happened to your other avatar profile image? That old one was awesome and appropriate!
4861624
Oh that's cool, bro. I'm not asking you to change your faith anyway. I just really want to destroy this Nevercake.
4861669
I've been doing fine ty, how about you?
~Huggles~
I'm just switching it up for a bit, I wanted to feel a little bubbly so who better than pinkie to help me smile?
4861672
Oh you know, working here and there, trying to get my YouTube channel popular enough to attempt merchandising again, and slowly losing my withering sanity to the scorching dark abyss of madness. The usual, you know. (sniffs) Also been working on a Hollow Knight costume. Because I have a secret fondness for cosplaying.
Ah I see. Well may you find yourself a new look soon. Personally though I always thought the Moondancer one was perfect as it went well with your name, and the fact that Moondancer was a dork, but she was, well, a-dork-able.
Sorry...
4861684
I've always wanted to try out cosplay lol, sounds like a fun time imo.
I hope you'll be able to launch outward soon and get some merch rolling in. Sanity is overrated imo, ah the moondancer avi, If I'm able to find one that looks cute enough I'll switch to it.
Until then I'll switch back to luna human, she's got about the so so feeling down.lol.
Glad to see you again, always fun to be chatting.
Also might check out derpibooru for some md pics
Oh, NeverWake's a good band. ^^
4861689
Well I am supposed to be doing an animation for my next YouTube video, but...maybe I could try doing you a cutesy Moondancer avatar? I'm no professional artist but I'll give it a go. If work doesn't keep me behind late tomorrow, I'll give it a go as I set up for my next animation. :)
Free, of course.
4861694
Yeah, with their songs like 'Shut The Hell Up Nevercake', 'Oh My God You've Invaded Every Video I've Been Trying To Watch For Three Months Straight', and their most recent song, 'Oh God Please Kill Me He's Gone And Done Another League Of Legends One, Kill Me Quickly, Kill Me Kill Me'.
4861697
Awwww!
You don't have too heehee, but if you do I'll make sure to use it and show it off :P
There is just a lack of decent MD avi's I found a cute-ish one, she's reading friendship for dummies lol.
4861578
Incorrect, the devil gives power to those in exchange they cause pain and it's worked, look at what your doing. If you want to smite the cake of never then you must beg God to strike him with lightning fifty times.
Satan's a hack. Hastur, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, or others like that are the way to go
4861817
I COULD mute it...but it's more fun my way.
4861879
What about the Daedric Princes?
4861758
You sir...are a genius.
4861778
Can't use lightning. They nerfed its power in Dark Souls 2.
4861982
Then, wait do you have nevercakes true name?
4861989
Not yet. But maybe I can email him and get his real name, since you can get people's emails on YouTube if you know where to look.
Then it's off to the Dark Web to hire a hitman!
4862015
You may get one put on you
4862016
The garden does need more fertilizer, I suppose. What's another body in a bathtub of acid?
4861982 also good choices
4862040
(laughs and takes a bow) Thank you.
4862024
Hey I gotta request to kill this guy hiring a human on nevercake! Oh... Wait