I'm Going To BABScon! · 10:11am Mar 26th, 2018
Howdy, everyone! First and foremost, as always, adorable Applejack:
Appul fam
Now then, as the title says, I will be at BABScon this weekend! It's my second time going, the first being the initial one way back in 2013. You may be asking yourself, "Wait, doesn't Jake live in Washington, DC?" Yes, I do, so you may also be wondering why I'm spending almost a thousand dollars to fly to San Fransisco. Well, it's because a Facebook page of military bronies that I belong to, Semper Filly, asked yours truly to be on their panel. Of course, I would never turn down the opportunity to grab a microphone and act like a total jackass in front of a live audience, so here we go!
[BillyMays] But wait, there's more![/BillyMays]
If you taker a look at the schedule for BABScon, You'll note that our panel starts at 10:00 PM on Saturday. That's right, it's "Semper Filly After Dark!" Which means I will likely be drunk and cussing at the audience the whole time. But for realsies, this panel is gonna be fun. A bunch of salty service members, probably at varying levels of intoxication, telling war stories and yelling at each other. Think of it like a Saturday night at the local VFW hall, and you're invited! So if you;re gonna be at BABScon, sound off below! And please, consider staying up late enough to come to my panel. It'll be a blast!
Never forget that I fucking love you all. Stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!
MRU
Have fun and have someone record it so we can all take life lessons on intoxication and ponies.
And here I thought you lived somewhere in Texas.
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FROM Texas, currently living and working in DC.
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I hear that you need a special map to navigate San Francisco, the one that tells you where all the shit and needle covered streets are. Is this true?
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That's a remarkably good impression of Prince Philip.
Wish you let me know sooner I would have gotten you a room
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Already rooming for free with a /sf/ dude.
Barcast will be there! hopefully out paths will cross :)
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Is that a terrorist!?
I actually have a budget for guest lecturers. If you can think of any possible way that you might convince my boss that it's legit for you to
grab a microphone and act like a total jackassgive a lecture to physics students, engineering students, or education majors taking a mandatory physics class, I could pay you to do this.