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  • 74 weeks
    Boosting Jinglemas 2022

    Greetings!

    It's almost the end of 2022. As such, it's time for the annual Jingelmas!

    Kalashy, muh boi, wutz Jinglemas?

    JInglemas is a fic secret santa program. Just contact Shakespearicles by November 24 (so do it soon) stating three things:

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  • 145 weeks
    Help for Mocha Star

    Greetings, Everypony,

    This is not a happy blog. perhaps some of you know him, perhaps you don't, but fellow brony and friend, Mocha Star, is currently incarcerated and awaiting trial. He expects to be exhonorated in the next few months. However, there are some things we can do to make his time in jail more bearable.

    I'll just post this transcription of his letter to me.

    Kalash,

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  • 149 weeks
    Summer Clopfic Christmas? It's More Likely Than You Think!

    Hey, Kalash here, back to promote a literary celebration.

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    4 comments · 283 views
  • 209 weeks
    Rest In Peace, CoffeeBean

    This post was not easy to write. I have been flailing away at this screen for hours and days, trying to find some way to properly convey this. Poetry has always eluded me. I'll be short and succinct:

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    9 comments · 777 views
  • 278 weeks
    An Apology, Nights In Pink Velvet, and Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas, ya'll!

    It has been one hell of a year with you guys on fimfic. I want to thank you all who followed me in the past year. For those of you who've been following me longer, thank you all, too. It means so much that now 833 of you like my work enough to want to know when I post things.

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Feb
11th
2018

Nights In Pink Velvet - Act 1 Complete! Some Announcements and a Teaser. · 9:48pm Feb 11th, 2018

On the 9'th of this month at 5:18 PM EST, Nights In Pink Velvet hit three major milestones. Firstly, it broke not only 50,000 words, but 55,000, making it my longest ever written fic, and secondly, it is now the longest Shiny-Vel incest story on Fimfic. The reception on it has been absolutely staggering. Thank you all so much for reading, favoriting, and commenting. Seeing you all enjoying it so much makes me very happy. I absolutely will continue the fic. I expect it to reach at least 100,000 words, so there's still a lot more to go!

A few announcements.

1. I will be making the story monthly. How this is going to work I don't know, but I plan on one release per calendar month. I don't know if it'll be every 9'th, 15'th, 22'nd, or 3'rd monday or whatever, but I absolutely will get to ya'll your doses of Shiny, Velour, and Cadance on the regular.

2. The story just cleared what I can best describe as the end of act one. If you haven't looked at it in a while or mean to catch up or even start it, now's a great time. I plan to release the next chapter on Sunday, March 18'th.

3. I'm looking into getting some new art for it and I'm not opposed to commissioning. If you're interested in making an offer, PM me. It'll need to be anthro, shaded, simple background, and featuring either two or three characters. I'm not sure if this will replace the current cover or not, but it will ultimately be an SFW piece.

4. I have some oneshots in the works for release this month and next month.

5. I am writing a fic for Valentine's Day this tear. Here's a sample:

Tempest Shadow darted around her apartment, taking inventory almost like the old days. Bra? Check. Shirt? Check. Panties? Check. Pants? Check. Gun? Check. Wait, that wasn't right. She returned to her dingy bedroom and withdrew her Makarov PM. She slid it into her dresser drawer. Anyway... Lube? Check. Condoms? Check. Bed? Check. Wine on the counter? Check. Glasses? Check. Envelope with bits? Check. Excitement? Not check.

"This is insane, this is bullshit!" Tempest groaned to herself under her breath. "I've been sniped at, I've dueled monsters, I've been from Klopdagar to Grazny without a scratch, but this, why can't I stop myself from shaking? Keep it together, Fizzy, you've had worse, this can't be too bad -- you're used to getting stabbed."

The clock struck noon exactly. Where was he? He was supposed to be here at twelve sharp! Seconds ticked by, sixty eternities. Then suddenly- Ding-Dong! Knock. Knock. Knock. "Cumming!" blurted out the mare, bolting to the door like a fighting position at the first sound of gunshots. She checked the peephole, all five foot... whatever of him, bearing chocolates in a box that may as well have housed a bomb for how her pulse was pounding already. She calmed herself. "C'mon, Fizzy, yo ucan do him, er, this. It's only been... nine years since you last saw any of this kind of action; it's like riding a bike, you never forget... only the bikes complain you suck at riding them and point out every minor little imperfection in your figure and technique, and then they wonder why you're so shy about riding." She hugged herself around her middle and breasts.

"Hello? Miss Shadow? It's me, Sought Touch, I'm from the agency. We have a date for right now, don't we, or is this a bad time? Hello?" Knock knock. Ding dong. "I can come back later if you'd like."

She took a deep breath. She realized the chill in the winter air seeping from the outside. Cold... she couldn't- No, not this one, not this time. Tempest shadow threw open the door. "Heyhiyahowarya!" The stallion tried to answer, but she kept blurting out," Cuminnowinmenotyetbuthehouse! pleaseohmycelestiathisisawkardasfuck! Sorrycomein!" she blurted all at once, giving the biggest, shittiest smile she knew she could before lidding her eyes in an attempt at being seductive, but she had a bad feeling she looked more like a madmare.

"Tempest Shadow," smiled back the stallion. "I'm Sought Touch, and I'll be your gentlecolt for the evening. It's so good to see you."

"Good to see me, too!" Tempest shot back, her horn admitting a few jittery sparks of nervouscitement.

He laughed, "How can I help you this fine afternoon?"

"I uh, really need to get laid," squeaked out Tempest, her voice suddenyl deserting her."

"Not to worry, my lovely mare, we have plenty of time." He looked around her apartment. "Oooh, is that a bottle of Marevignaun?"

"Y-yes!"

"Splendid," replied Sought, stepping into the house and shutting the door behind him.

"O-ookay, you open me up and I'll the wine to get wet."

Sought Touch laughed, "Sounds like a plan, as you wish." He sat down on the loveseat by the coffee table and waited for her to come around with two glasses of wine. Tempest soon came around, bearing two very large glasses and already taking mouthfuls from one. She gave one to her seated companion and assumed something not unlike a military parade rest position, albeit one with a wine glass perched in her whole fist. He beckoned, "Come, sit with me." She did, rigid as a paralyzed snake. "So, Miss Shadow, what can this gentlecolt do for you?"

"Make me remember what it's like to be a mare."

Comments ( 4 )

Looking forward to it.

Normaly i dont care that much for Tempest stuff (even clop) however i know you make some really amazing stuff, pretty good so far you have my interest.

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Writing as fast as I can. I'll drop you a VM in person when it goes live.


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Thank you, I will!

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Thanks, I'll do my best. Gonna go for more than just a quick load blower, maybe do something a bit more protracted and character driven like Laybor Day or A Pleasant Surprise.

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