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  • 3 weeks
    An epic pony particle physics post

    It’s time for me to properly introduce a future particle physics experiment, which I have been working on for the past two news for a steadily increasing fraction of my time. It’s primarily a US project, but like everything we do in particle physics, it’s a global collaboration, and now has sufficiently secure British funding that I will probably be able keep doing this one for some more years,

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  • 19 weeks
    Ramblings about 2024, hitchhikers, travel writing, and a return to Italy

    Despite starting this year with a new story which ran to over 12,000 words, I’ve not been so active writing in 2024. It feels like this blog is fizzling out like G5. We will see if I manage to turn that around in 2025. This year has been disappointing in some ways. Not least how G5 ended. The New Generation started with so much potential, but we are now left in a strange sort of limbo. We know

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  • 27 weeks
    On the weirdness of American politics

    This year, the UK held a general election on the day that the US celebrates the anniversary of independence, which lead a few Labour supporters to suggest, in jest, that henceforth Britain should also celebrate it, having delivered independence from Conservative rule.

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  • 38 weeks
    Infinite Imponability Drive – Random notes: Aliens

    Before creating Hitch-Hikers, Douglas Adams had worked as a script writer for Doctor Who. He explained that his new universe provided an outlet for plot ideas that had been rejected by Doctor Who editors for being too silly. He also reacted against the core character of the Doctor. As Who fans know, the Doctor is a hero who, upon learning that the Earth is to be destroyed to

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  • 45 weeks
    A Short History of British Prime Ministers and My Little Ponies

    Where was I before I popped out to lunch three months ago? Pondering about imponability… That is still going on. But, right now, I am distracted by British political history as we now have a general election, which looks likely to be of historic significance.

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Jan
25th
2018

Particle Tracking: Joining the Dots in the ATLAS Experiment (with a picture for you to complete) · 12:26am Jan 25th, 2018

New Particle Gadgeteering post: Particle Tracking: Joining the Dots in the ATLAS Experiment. More exciting adventures about building particle detectors...


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And if anyone fancies a trip to Oxford this weekend, we are doing a big public event with our astronomy friends. Come along to: Stargazing Oxford on Saturday.

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And this ladies and gentelmen, is the detector we call Spock. Because although it might guess at whats going on in there, that guess is far better than any of our prior direct measurements. :trollestia:

Alicorn particles detected. Add coffee to continue.

Seriously, though. I once got asked to translate a Fortran IV program into C++ where the original program had been written and re-written to take queries from US Census date and use some complicated maneuver with SAS calls in order to generate centroids of populations laid out in a geographic map for a sociology experiment. I could *swear* each of the successive programmers in Fortran was more insane, probably driven that way by the code, and that the end result was more a function of tweaking the code until it generated the results they wanted rather than actually doing the math correctly.

He wanted to pay me two hundred bucks. After three weeks of intense on and off examination (to preserve my sanity), I took it back to the professor and told him to hire a number of grad students, give them five grand or so, and rewrite the whole thing from scratch or it would never work.

I mean, I'd like to come, but I don't think I can flap my arms hard enough to make it :rainbowwild:

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Sounds like the Python code I'm editing at the moment. Written by a series of students, each on a summer internship, all eager to find an opportunity use all the new algorithms they'd learned. Why take the data in a straightforward logical order when you can call the Lin-Kernighan-Helsgaun Travelling Salesperson Problem Solver to resort it first?

It is nice to see how the sausage is made:

You put in several thousand hours of work investigating whether switching to CMOS would be okay, determine that it would be, but for unrelated reasons, ATLAS does not use CMOS.

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It looks that way. Although R&D on CMOS will continue and it may be used for future projects.

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