From Twitter today - I sense a challenge · 9:05pm Jan 15th, 2018
Here's the Twitter link from @RoyalDayShift https://twitter.com/RoyalDayShift/status/953004271221473280
Ahem. I'm planning on rising to the occasion. It's the yeast I can fondue. No half-baked stories here. It might take a while to mix up, but I think it's only proper to give our pony overlords their proper desserts. (Seriously, there are some parts of Twitter still worth it.)
Oh yes please bread puns are the best!
...And by that I mean the absolute worst, but... y'know. Do it!
4774226 Actually, sausage puns are the wurst.
Only if it involves a cameo from Infosec Luna's humansona.
::reads paragraph::
::unfollows::
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::hits up local bakery::
I trust that no matter how battered you are you will persevere. Doughnut be downhearted Pumpernickel of the royal guard, indeed the entire Rye clan will rise to your defense. An old sourdough friend of mine told me that his family supports you and that they were all bread from adversity.
Remember no matter if you get in a jam someone will work to preserve you.
if there be puns... hell yea
By the stars, the puns.