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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 22 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 38 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 46 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 88 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 148 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Oct
21st
2012

*imagine me just mashing my hands against the keyboard here* · 7:25am Oct 21st, 2012

Comments ( 23 )

What? A new Infinite trailer? Oh, I am so on this.

I've never been filled with this much want in my entire life.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT words cannot the describe

Clearly, this calls for a sequel to Harmony set in something analogous to Cloudsdale.

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HOLY CHRIST I KNOW JESUS SHIT

Just outta curiosity, Aquaman, what happened t' th' 52?

437480 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SONG WAS IT WAS QUITE AWESOME AS WELL

437501 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT BUT THANK YOU NONE THE LESS

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Got rid of it. Just figured I've spent enough time going by Aqua that I could go ahead and make it an identity as opposed to a simple username.

I knew I was going to get the game, but now, even more so!

And holy crap, direct connection to Bioshock 1?! :pinkiegasp:

New trailers?
Welp, there goes my reading time.

*Whew* It's getting hot in here... that was just orgasmic.

I really should get around to playing Bioshock 1...

I love you so much for posting this...

Bioshock infinite, by gameinformer information, has been out for a few months

Thank you sir, that trailer made my entire day
so much nerdgasm

I desperately want to know the name of the song in the trailer, and the artist.

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Fuzzyfurvert answered that somewhere above.

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I've never been the swiftest boat in the delta...

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