Dec
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2017
Merriest of Christmases! · 2:45pm Dec 25th, 2017
To those who celebrate Christmas[1]: A very merry Christmas. To those who do not, a very merry Monday, a spiritually-fulfilling Saturnalia, and so on. :)
[1] Or, rather, those who Celebrate Christmas today. I know you are out there my Russian readers... Also Armenian and Serbian, I believe. None of those, as far as I know[2].
[2] Prove me wrong! :)
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GhostOfHeraclitus · 408 views
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Happy Appropriate Holiday to you too. :)
Indeed - Merry Christmas to you too.
Merry Christmas!
Ghost! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Ghost!
PS. Even in England, all the important stuff happens on boxing day anyway.
Merry Christmas, Ghost!
Happy Jólabókaflóð!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Boxing Day to you, Ghost of Heraclitus!
Merry Hanukwanzadon to us all!
And a merry Christmas to you too! So are you the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, Future or Back to the Future?
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Ghost of Christmas Alternate History.
"Look, Scrooge! Look!"
"Everyone's speaking... German? Ish?"
"The Norman invasion of 1066 failed, Scrooge!"
"And... is that an effigy of our lord and savior? Made of... chocolate? Oh God they are eating him!"
"I'll be honest, the reconciliation of the Great Schism at the Second Council of Lyon in this time-stream was a bit... odd."
"Wait, wasn't this all supposed to be teaching me a lesson."
"Sure is! History is cool!"
"History is... cool?"
"I'm on loan from an edutainment program. Ghost of Christmas Past is on holiday. Sorry."