Three Embarrassing Things · 3:23pm Nov 1st, 2017

So, as some of you may know, iisaw and I had a Season 7 bingo game running.

And that gorram iisaw won it. The loser, me, has to share three embarrassing things. Oh joy.

Number 1:
So there I was, at my house, jamming away to some music: dancing, singing my heart out... basic being home-alone stuff. When wouldn't ya know it, the neighbor who walks her dog every day and talks to everybody possible is outside staring at me through the window. I promptly hid.

Number 2:
This one also happened at my house. I had just got up on a nice Sunday morning, turned on the TV and started watching it. I didn't get dressed, of course, cause who does when you got a day off and you're home alone? But then I hear knocking on my door. I pause the TV and start running upstairs to get dressed, my stairs, of course, are located right next to the front door. About halfway there, also known as just entered view of the window, my dog jumps up and moves the blinds out of the way. It was Girlscouts. And they saw in. I quickly ran and hid behind the door until they went away.

Number 3:
For the third, well, I was picking people up at the driving-class place, and I accidentally stepped on the accelerator while parked. The engine decided to go up to about 6000 RPM before I could react. Now, my car is old. A 2002 Dodge Intrepid. And it didn't rev down very quickly. So for about 20 seconds, everyone in the parking lot (all the people taking the class, the instructors, and the parents of the class-takers) just stared at me. I ducked down out of sight and pretended I didn't exist.

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