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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Aug
11th
2017

Oh. · 6:11am Aug 11th, 2017

Alright.

Report Pickleless · 517 views · Story: Home is for the Weak ·
Comments ( 13 )

That is kinda rude telling you to update your story like that. It is in my favorites already.

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I'm not offended.

4630439

However the story is listed as complete and any more chapters are the cherry on top.

Well.

Okay then.

(:yay: a new chapter!)

Not sure if that's a message to the author, or a bookshelf he's checking every five minutes because he really, really wants more of them.

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Maybe it's both?

And not 5 minutes, 5 seconds!


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lol

Hehe...dat's funny.

I chose to believe that you had this chapter all ready in advance, preparing for the joke when someone inevitably asked for an update.

I have a public folder called Out of Print.
It has stories that haven't updated in a year.

Every once in a while, putting a story there gets the desired response - another chapter.
Only once did it get a negative response... but that guy is kind of whiny anyway, so he's somewhat excused.

I made it as a gentle nudge... "Hey man, this dead or no?" rather than " WRITE MOAR NA0!!!!111one"

--Spade

nah, don't worry. I haven't even read half of your story yet. WAIT FOR MEEE, I WILL CATCH UP

>updates it
Wow... I'm impressed.

Now I want to make such a shelf and throw all my favorite incomplete stories in it... Would that get me lynched?

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