The Emoji movie came out today...

Comments

[Dark Nightshade]

Oh, dear god, I thought that movie got cancelled!

[MrAquino]

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Nope. It's in theaters right now... hope it flops hard, making Sony regret not continuing their Popeye movie

[Silver Screen]

I will do everything in my power to not let my sister go to the theatre to watch this. She can wach it on the TV when it's out, but I won't let her pay money for it.

[Johng117]

We could've had a popeye or even Sly Cooper movie. Someone needs to be fired.

[MrAquino]

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Just save money for the MLP movie and Coco. Both of those will be really good compared to what we've gotten in kids movies this year (Excluding the Lego Batman Movie)

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Not so sure about Sly Cooper. Could've been like the Ratchet and Clank Movie (Just cutscenes from the game made into a movie) or any of the other Videogame movies. Though, they screwed the pooch when they canceled Popeye, which had Gennedy Taratosky (Apologies for not spelling right) as their lead animator.

[Necrogen Lord]

Did you honestly expect anything out of a movie based on those things that idiots spam on their phones with one of the most famous actors in T.V. history playing literal shit?

[Dark Nightshade]

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Their making a Popeye movie? Dude, that was my childhood! They should have done that, instead of a movie that literally has a piece of shit as a character. Hopefully, it does flop hard.

[Jesse Coffey]

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They I think are promptly continuing the Popeye film. Remember, they did not cancel it, they just took a break from it.

[Slavenger Karl]

The film is evrything we feared it'll be. I didn't saw it but needed only official confirmation.

Propblem is that it'll generate money because children and the hip crowd that wants to be ...well, hip - will go to see it.

[Pyrotechnic]

I saw the trailer, It had maybe a few funnies, but I wouldn't see this unless I was paid a lot of money and or able to go to Equestria. I wouldn't take anything less than $999,999,999 and maybe a spa trip or something, maybe really fancy. Why would they make this. But I lol when I read this so thanks for that!

[DOOMRIDER]

The concept of this movie is like shit flavored strawberry colored no fat sugar free ice cream... no one is happy.

[Vertigo22]

> option to make Popeye movie with man who made Dexter's Lab
> other is to make movie based on faces on phones
> go with latter

Tom Rothman—or whoever greenlit this—should be thrown to the curb.

[MrAquino]

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SPARTA!!! kick them

[Tedious_Blizzard]

It is sh*t. You have three guesses about what and the first two don't count.

[MrAquino]

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1st guess: It's a masterpiece that needs to age like fine wine.
2nd guess: It's misunderstood and people need to watch it and judge it for themselves.
Last guess: It's a predictable cash grab with ads about other apps in a movie that's the unwanted threesome of Wreck-it-Ralph, The Lego Movie, and Inside Out.

[Tedious_Blizzard]

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On point.
I'm thinking how could this movie have been seriously approved for production. Was the team on some gone off magic mushrooms while texting? There are way better ideas, almost and everything would've been better... except for the Meme Movie. If that comes out I will kill the producers then kill myself.

[MrAquino]

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Personally, if I were in charge of the Emoji movie, I would make it Rated R and have them go through Apps people are using nowadays (I.E. Tinder, Tumblr, PornHub, ECT.) with Eggplant as the main character, who's just a total douche that's trying to get laid with Peach emoji. It would end with their phone exploding (A parody to the Galaxy Note 7), with their user's hand, and all of the Emojis dying off in an apocalyptic ending with both Eggplant and Peach saying their love for each other one last time before climaxing

Also:
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[Tedious_Blizzard]

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WTF that was a real idea!?!?!?!
For just even thinking about it I will hire a hitman now. My respect for Sony dropped.

Even with your improvements, it will still be an Emoji movie.

[MrAquino]

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No, but I fooled you!

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It'll be slightly better... probably in the 20's at least.

[Tedious_Blizzard]

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I'll still enact my plan anyway.