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Super Trampoline


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  • 5 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 5 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Nov
27th
2016

Ask Me Anything · 2:22am Nov 27th, 2016

No I'm not dead. Just busy with life. So ask me anything.

ANYTHING
Cute comic:

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Comments ( 17 )

How many ponies did Nightmare Moon eat?

4318686 410,757,864,530 DEAD PONIES

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

How can we be sure you aren't just a regular trampoline with delusions of grandeur?

where are my chiclets?

and don't play dumb this time

Anything? How do you come up with your story ideas?

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

4318837 well sugar has a lot of carbon in it so if you put it under enough pressure and heat it would probably turn into diamonds and diamonds are really strong so you could probably build a space elevator out of diamonds or something so I'm going to say probably a few trillion cups of sugar.

4318801 hundreds of ideas bounce into my head but most of them take too much work to write so I end up writing mostly really dumb ones.

4318780 how can we be sure you aren't just an imperfect present who covers up his flaws?
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4318783 I had to look up what they were, so I didn't take them. Probably.

Who is best pone?

4319119 Equestria Daily was running a bat pony writing contest, and I hadn't designed an OC yet, and I thought hey, I'll be a bat pony, and that was that.

But I really feel it fits me well.

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