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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 54 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 94 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 94 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 117 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Nov
8th
2016

The Perilous Romance of Bugs · 9:02pm Nov 8th, 2016

“Cadance, I’m lonely hungry.”

Cadance looked at her aunt arch nemisis and watched as Princess Celestia became Celestia, her mask breaking and a torrent of emotions became visible upon her face Queen Chrysalis was reduced to begging, which pleased Cadance a great deal. Cadance’s wings fluttered at her sides and she sucked in a deep breath as she tried to withhold her own reaction, which she feared would overwhelm her which she knew was a big, rowdy belly laugh just begging to escape.

"Bitch, please."

**Walks away whistling**

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Comments ( 16 )

I'm okay with this.

4290700

Do you see the story associated with this blog post?

It is a parody of that. :trollestia:

*Mic drop.*

*clpas*

Aw, c'mon Cady, even horrible love-vampiric bug queens need love... :fluttercry: :rainbowlaugh:

(well, kind of especially so, but you know what I mean!)

That redacted info though...

If Celestia became Celestia, then are we really seeing the "birth" of Helianthus?
:rainbowderp:

4291991

This doesn't even make sense. What?

4292286
The crossed out line says "Princess Celestia became Celestia".

Helianthus is a piece of Celestia's soul, who eventually became her own being, as you explained it.

Therefore one can humorously conclude that the aforementioned line is referencing said event.

4292367
Exactly.
I'm fully aware of how silly this whole thing is.

:trollestia: "I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!"

So... this is going to be a fic, right?
:flutterrage:MAKE THIS A FIC!!!
:fluttershysad:if, um, that alright with you...

Wow :rainbowderp: She's evil, pretty and adorable, but still evil. I like it! :pinkiehappy:

"I thought you were the princess of love!"
"Yes, and I love watching you suffer! Muahahahahahah!"

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