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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 93 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 117 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Oct
16th
2016

Legalise it · 3:56pm Oct 16th, 2016

Report kudzuhaiku · 559 views · Story: Venenum Iocus ·
Comments ( 15 )

Uh okay, are we supposed to legalize a new type of flower for a cutie mark of some sort? :applejackunsure:

If cider is legal then so should be poison joke! Cider has killed tens of thousands, while poison joke has never killed anyone! :flutterrage:

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Um, somebody hasn't read The Weed.

4258185 Actually I have, but I was referring more to the legalize marijuana sayings I've heard and directly translating them into mlp rather than your story in specific. :twilightsmile:

At the very least decriminalize it!

*sigh*
The minefield that is legalizing weed.

Yeah, man! You've got to legalize it!

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Those links are blacklisted.

4258257 Yeah, I just noticed that. So I just removed the picture and put the gist of what the picture meant.

Fucking imgur.

Poison Joke: Not Even Once.

4258275 We need to find someone to make these into shirts and donate the profits to kudzu, lol.

Clearly, this whole post is some kind of joke.

Beware, beware, oh pony folk;
that field of blue is not a joke!

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