LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sick in bed this weekend. No review of new episode. Gave it an 8/10.
Your Fortune Cookie for May 2019 is:
"Vaseline is not Assholine."
令和1年5月1日 (水)
Rainbow Opal!
"Dash, What did you do to my poor Opal?! "Come on rares everything's cooler with rainbows!
It was at this moment Opal knew... she fucked up.
Oh no! Opal ate Rainbow Dash!
Huh, didn't know Dashie wanted a Cat.
It took a lot of convincing from the kittens, but Opal was finally able to use her imagination to see the food they were eating.
(+1 for anyone who gets that)
4152564 No, she is a cat. The Ego, the constant naps, the stalking of prey (for pranks, of course), it all makes perfect sense!
Hey look it's Nyancat!
4152579 If I'm not completely mistaken, I believe your reference is a scene from Hook.
Rarity never took her friends' warnings about Opal seriously. And even after it happened, she refused to believer that her precious kitty had devoured her friend. Rainbow Dash was just busy with her new Wonderbolt duties, that's all.
"Congratulations, Opalescence, you're the new Rainbow Dash."
: "Taste the rainbow mother-! Ah forget it. That joke ran its course years ago."
4152601 Get +1'd, sir.
Rainbow Dash was secretly Opal this whole time, and it's only now that the secret is out.
Opal's spit is now a rainbow pigment.
Rainbow Opal!
"Dash, What did you do to my poor Opal?!
"Come on rares everything's cooler with rainbows!
It was at this moment Opal knew... she fucked up.
Oh no! Opal ate Rainbow Dash!
Huh, didn't know Dashie wanted a Cat.
It took a lot of convincing from the kittens, but Opal was finally able to use her imagination to see the food they were eating.
(+1 for anyone who gets that)
4152564 No, she is a cat. The Ego, the constant naps, the stalking of prey (for pranks, of course), it all makes perfect sense!
Hey look it's Nyancat!
4152579
If I'm not completely mistaken, I believe your reference is a scene from Hook.
Rarity never took her friends' warnings about Opal seriously. And even after it happened, she refused to believer that her precious kitty had devoured her friend. Rainbow Dash was just busy with her new Wonderbolt duties, that's all.
"Congratulations, Opalescence, you're the new Rainbow Dash."
: "Taste the rainbow mother-! Ah forget it. That joke ran its course years ago."
4152601
Get +1'd, sir.
Rainbow Dash was secretly Opal this whole time, and it's only now that the secret is out.
Opal's spit is now a rainbow pigment.