Mar
16th
2016
Muh Sides · 12:03pm Mar 16th, 2016
So I'm at work checkin' in on my stories every now and again, seeing how Twisted is being received and any new comments on substitute, and what should I get but these little gems.
The Boy Zone has added Twisted Fate to 'Terrible stories written by Retards'
Ethesto Man has added Twisted Fate to 'Authors I could beat up IRL(AKA, a bookshelf for little shitheads)
I know I'm going to get hate for M rated stories, so I don't take offense to this. Instead, I burst into laughter at work, getting weird looks from my coworkers.
Stay classy, interwebs. And by stay classy, I mean get the f@#$ out.
I believe some of those are sarcastic. At least I hope, it would be quite strange otherwise, hilarious it may be.
*smacks curiosity* no, bad kitty, we do not want to know what goes on in their heads.
-yeah right, I'm a mathematician/computer guy, social fu is my dump stat, people with social fu as their max stat have tried and failed to fix humanity...
3810778 It's possible, but since sarcasm can't be distinguished in type, you have to be cautious about such things. In that case, the owner of the shelf may find it funny, but he's the only one who will. Or at least normally he'd be the only one. I've been called worse than a 'shithead' to my face.
Personally, I like a few alternate universe/alternate history stories. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations...
While I cannot comment, or determine whether they were sarcastic or not; I am NOT being sarcastic when I put Twisted Fate in my Best of the Best list.
I read a lot, and out of the literal hundreds (649 to be exact) of stories that I track and enjoy, only 28 make that list. And you are the only author to have two non-sequel stories on it.
So, seriously, keep being awesome.
How to inform the author that you think he's scum, but not leave the safety of the hugbox that keeps you safe from being contradicted if you actually grow a set and express your opinion with a comment that allows for responses?
Smart-ass shelf titles to the rescue!
Seriously though, if you don't like a story, stiffen your spine, learn to walk on your hind legs like a person, and say so. But stop this passive-aggressive whinging
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3811030 I leave a comment then add the story to my unlisted (meaning the author doesn't get the notification) badfic shelf.
Eh, I like it.
New story is awesome imo.
Better pacing could be achieved, but its cloppy so pacing goes out the window.
More will come, right?
I'm keeping this story tracted and that's about it. It is not an amazing story, or a breakthrough in writing. It is extremely cheesey though, and I be a damned lier if I say I dont like a bit cheeseness every so often.
Honestly, there are some people on FIMFiction who do that to every clop fic. Regardless to how well, or poorly written it is.
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Might want to mention in the description that the story contains clop and mark which chapters contain it.
Story Review:
Chapters 1 and 2 where excellent.
The only weak point was chapter 3 and how quickly they decided to have sex. The decision felt unnaturally rushed (How many sentences did they exchange? Was it even 10?). Still enjoyed it, but definitely the weak point.
3811181 And for having the fiber to speak your mind straight up, you deserve this limited edition lip warmer
. Wear it with pride 
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Yes... Good... LET THE SALT FLOW THROUGH YOU (them)
But, what about my bookshelf?
3816192 If I, for even a second, thought that it was a serious shelf, I'd obviously have lost all Interweb experience.
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Dude, brah, dude.
It's a serious shelf with a witty name.
You don't think I would cram 2,500 stories in there just to have a giggle, would you?
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