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archonix


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  • 18 weeks
    It's the obligatory new year blog post.

    And yes, I am posting this at around midnight on new year. I have a nasty cold, so I decided to disobey nurgle's one command and stay home.

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  • 33 weeks
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  • 37 weeks
    Oh shit, words

    Or maybe that comma is in the wrong place. I haven't decided yet.

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  • 40 weeks
    The odd things

    I've just been reading through old comments on my scraps story, after publishing yet another chunk from the ancient cutting room floor. It's remarkable how many of the commenters are still around - but also how many logged off for the last time, soon after making their last comment there.

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  • 48 weeks
    But in brighter news

    While I'm not making any promises about any particular project here, I am actually writing again. I figure if I write enough of something, some pony words might drop out somewhere along the line as well. You never know. What I'm working on at the moment is essentially a re-write of a story I read a long time ago; an old pulp sci-fi tale, about a spaceship that manages to get lost in the

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Feb
10th
2016

American football is so weird · 11:47am Feb 10th, 2016

I mean look at it! There's no real competition there, just a bunch of choreographed dancing. The ball isn't even shaped right!

See?!?

Report archonix · 489 views · #football
Comments ( 8 )

Now that would be a game worth watching.

This seems... familiar.

Nah, who would watch that?
i would

It's a sport optimized for television. Of course it seems weird. :ajsmug:

I thought the ball was shaped right, or at least pleasantly.

It's stylized warfare. Think linear melee tactics. They basically are having a battle, under rules and wearing equipment designed to minimize the chances of any of them getting severely wounded.

Yeah, the Hollywood Bowl uses some novel variations on the usual rules. Playing out of sync with the music is a 10-yard penalty, which is really crippling when the set isn't thirty feet across.

(Also, I can't help but find it odd that attractive humanizations of mundane objects are something I'd expect from modern Japan as much as from the mid-century US.)

Majin Syeekoh
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Godammit arch you posted it

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(Also, I can't help but find it odd that attractive humanizations of mundane objects are something I'd expect from modern Japan as much as from the mid-century US.)

That's because the Japanese inherited 1950s American pop culture and mutated it. Japan is the bizzaroworld version of the evolution of 1950s America to the present day.

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