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Sep
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Adventure Clyde Reviews 6: What the flip? · 3:20am Sep 23rd, 2015

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:rainbowlaugh: I loved this story! It was definitely hilarious!

Clyde, your teeth are amazing, what do you clean them with?

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In my dreams this morning he was using black tar and gasoline on his teeth. He watched me for 3 hours as he applied the tar.

3413519 There\s my problem, I keep using squirrel entrails and I only go for an hour and a half. No wonder Twilight never notices me.

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Wow you must be some kind of freak. Like wow man what is your deal? Clyde would be really angry but he is busy organizing his Twilight Sparkle folder on his computer right now.

Another great review. Another fun nightmarish scape of Clyde's face.

However, you have no idea how you were fooled. FOOLED.

FOR IF YOU NOTICE, I TAUNTED YOU WITH RADISHES, BUT THE ORIGINAL REQUEST WAS...

i.imgur.com/GMbsbOZ.jpg

THAT'S RIGHT! AND YOU BOUGHT IT! AND NOW YOU HAVE COMMITTED A REDUNDANCY! AND I HAVE MADE A LIAR OUT OF YOU!

All part of my MASTER PLAN.

For I... Clyde... am none other than....

YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS!

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That's right! I escaped that volcano! And the spike pits! And your teeth!

Your teeth could never stop me, Adventure Clyde!

3413522 I shall go and weep pitifully for clyde has abandoned me. I might even join his archnemesis as a henchmen.

3413523 Are you hiring?

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INACTION DAVE WELCOMES ALL INTO HIS LUSTROUS FOLDS!

3413550 Huzzah! inside of Dave's lustrous folds I shall surely find revenge upon the evil Clyde/

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That's right, child. Simply step into my lustrous folds.
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3413572 Farewell Clyde, you've broken my heart, I shall never see you again. Actually, I need to sit on the wings. I get airsick see.

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You have made a mistake.

At the final war of Clyde, you shall die with Dave, and all of his unholy followers.

3413578 You shunned me Clyde, you never knew how much love I had to give your a hat self.

3413584 Because you had no truly opened your eyes to the Clyde (and also Dave)

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If I started a trend of Clyde style OC's, I will be so happy.

I'm tempted to start an "Ask Adventure Clyde" Tumblr.

3413587 You should clearly do it. It will be beautiful. and I lack a decent mouse so no crappy ferret mspaint for me.

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Inactive Dave would approve but he is too inactive to do so.

I approve though.

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how did it take me until now to notice that Adventure Clyde's arch-nemesis is a red-and-black alicorn

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HOLY CRAP I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT!

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That's just silly.
He's clearly not a red-and-black Alicorn.

Look closer.

LOOK CLOSER.

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I liked the part of the review where you were a radish. Radishes make me happy.

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Spurred by the inspiration of INSPIRATION! I HAVE WRITTEN IT!

I blame you both.

The Adventures of Adventure Clyde: The Adventuring

Password is Clyde

May Celestia have mercy upon me.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I liked the part

3414016 No mercy, only Clyde Dave.

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It seems Clyde will have to call in some friends.

Namely, Plot-Twist Pete!
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EGADS! WHAT A TWIST!

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