It's stupid o'clock in the morning.
There's a batpony eating cereal in the kitchen.
Ain't no Twilight got time for that.
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PresentPerfect
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this image is physically painful to look at
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Isn't it just? :D
Did you hear about the robot sheikh who was going around beating people up to use their outlets?
He needed a charge of a sultan battery.
Just seen on my feed, looks at picture and now you have put me off my lunch.
Also a feghoot, I note.
This is magnificent!
Also, minor point of contention, the batpony DID keep you safe every night from her perch by the vodka bottle.
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Bravo!
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I had to do one eventually!
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Then why did I wake up at 7 AM every single morning? D:<
PUN APPROVAL GAINED!
Thank you, NOW I'M BLIND! My friend is writing this for me (you really fucked him up man)
Too soon, man, too soon!
That was awfully bad! im not sure to up vote, because it s good silly story, or downvote it because of the pun!!!!
This reads like something from botnik. Also the part with rainbow dash and the sink, was that a reference to a trollfic from some time ago?
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I lost it at the ending. You didn't tell me this would be a feghoot!!
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There's a story where Rainbow Dash falls in love with a kitchen sink.
*stares at cover art*
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From now on, you should probably just assume every story is going to be a feghoot. That way, you'll either be prepared, or pleasantly disappointed.
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Yes! Good eye! :D
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The contest was for the weak. The strong expect feghoots wherever they go.
More people need to use "morningest"
Just to confirm, our top #1 best ever favourite canon lesbian couple are Lyra and Bon Bon?
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That's for the fans to debate. :3
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Blessed image, and blessed be the 7th Anthology which gave us the real Shimmer.
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Aye... Ye have a point there.
I don't think I would be able to handle that, going in to read a story by Admiral Biscuit, or Aragon hoping for a terrible pun...
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I remember that fic!
I feel this accurately summarizes the experience of attending BC ‘19.
How she managed to sell out could probably be a story in itself. :V
That's what she said, anyway. What she meant was, "No you aren't!" <.<
You really packed a lot in there.
Thank you for pre-including my review of your story, PP. You da bes
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I aim to please! :V
This is my favorite fever-dream
What did I just read?
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I dunno, but jakkid166's Twilight Sparkle and the Rock Monster is in the Also Liked for this fic, so I've obviously done something right. :D
No! It is wrong to reward that kind of behavior!
I don't know what I just read (probably because I wasn't at BronyCon), but I laughed, which I believe means you succeeded.
....I had one thought:
i.pinimg.com/originals/bc/09/2b/bc092b201cba6dfa7f0b1ad222075bf5.jpg
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Because that’s when the batpony went off duty.
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useless
Let us never forget the Sacred Brotherhood of Wun Dolla Waddah.
I am tremendously glad that I don't drink orange juice.
And now I'm imagining Sunset writing an Aragon story. The mind, it boggles.
Lovely sentiment before the heinous crime, and a delightful Bronycon digest overall. Thank you for it.
Hasbro needs to fix the G5 designs.
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Oh my gosh what is that lol. The translation is funny too.
Twilight was lucky the salt shaker didn't have a gun.
It'd been a salt with a deadly weapon.
Goodnight everypony!
This reads like a Super Trampoline story except slightly more coherent.
Unsurprisingly, this shows up in the “Also Liked” column:
- Equestria Girls
- Romance
- Random
Sunset Shimmer, now a communist or something, breaks up with her liberal girlfriend Sci-Twi. She's not particularly happy about this.Uhm, what... I don't... what did I just read?
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Exactly. :D
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Uhhh... also what's with the EQG tag?
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There's a couple scenes in EQG land. :B