It Mattered dat I got da reeaeeadddings!

So, someone actually managed to record and push out a reading in the time I was asleep.

And I don't sleep much, so that's some kind of record, I think.

I woke up today to get this in my inbox. It's interesting! And Fluttershy is a Canadian!

Thanks to CaptainBron3y for the reading!

By the way, it's pronounced 'sch-warma'. Did you never watch the Avengers aftercredit scene? >=|

Just kidding, guy. Thanks again for this. It's very cool. =D

Comments

[PresentPerfect]

I am very proud of the hand I have had in this. :3

[KitsuneRisu]

3413086
What are hands tho

[CMDR Kovacs]

3413108 Beautiful, wondrous things.

[PresentPerfect]

3413108

[KitsuneRisu]

3413152
can they help me eat sandwiches
that's all I care about

[CMDR Kovacs]

3413306 Among other things, eh.

[KitsuneRisu]

3413318
THEN I WANT ONE.

[Cynewulf]

like plastic wrap in the hands of a very stupid child

Risu u so cool

hehe readings are fun

[KitsuneRisu]

3413658
Cyne u cooler =(

[Cynewulf]

3413667 did u play your satan's noisemaker of the 47th hell otomotone for the Angels? I didn't see all of the stream

[KitsuneRisu]

3413701
No. they threatened to kick me from the chat if I did. =D

And that was the right decision.

[Cynewulf]

3413706 tat thing is like the worst

I'm 109% that the dark lord himself crafted it from hatred and deepest regret and then gave it a weird face carved with a knife forged damascus steel-style with the souls of the profligates

okay, 108% sure. Watever

Just to commemorate how horrifyingt hey are:

[KitsuneRisu]

3413715

I'm 109% that the dark lord himself crafted it from hatred and deepest regret and then gave it a weird face carved with a knife forged damascus steel-style with the souls of the profligates

Nah it was the Japanese.

Als o I can't play that here I am in the office I don't want my coworkers to die

[Cynewulf]

3413718 DOO DOO DA DOOO DA DOO DOOO DA DOOO DAAAA

*HELL NOISES*

Hell is otomatones forever

[KitsuneRisu]

3413719
but it's quite nice though

[Cynewulf]

3413721 If by nice you mean one day after endless wheezings you grow immune to horror itself

you have heard everything at that point. There is no further depth to descend to. The otomatone has brought you to the nadir of existence

from here you can only rise

yes that part is uite nice. Especially when you use the otomatones as weapons to beat back the other, more ravenous otomatones as you escape

[KitsuneRisu]

3413722
Actually it sounds like the harps of angels to me, as they strum their sweet dirges while I float down the eternal highway.

[DannyJ]

Oh, hey! I know this guy! He read one of mine, too. Congratulations, Rissie. I'm reading Do It Mattered right now. I even went through the trouble of reading the totally unrelated but superficially similar story that was recently in the feature box, as well as the surrounding minefield comment section, just so I could get context first. I'm expecting great things. And if I don't get them, legs will be broken.

[KitsuneRisu]

3414235
I consider the comments to be the true story.

[DannyJ]

3414364

It is quite the saga.

[CMDR Kovacs]

3413364 You already have two. Just look at the ends of your arms.

[KitsuneRisu]

3415220
mylolface.com/assets/faces/surprised-gasp.jpg

[CMDR Kovacs]

3415440 Incredible, aren't they?

[KitsuneRisu]

3415501
I've had them all along. O_O

[CMDR Kovacs]

3415514 And you have had yet to realize it? You poor soul! Allow me to introduce you to a favorite pastime of mine; guns.
i180.photobucket.com/albums/x17/isiswindsong13/misc/guns.gif

[KitsuneRisu]

3416101
I don't even know what I'm looking at!

[CMDR Kovacs]

3416120 The cross-section of a 9mm pistol firing.

[KitsuneRisu]

3417874
Ah, you kids and your newfangled toys =(

[CMDR Kovacs]

3417906 I'm 25 years old.

[KitsuneRisu]

3419978
Oh yeah, don't mind that, lol
It's a running joke that I'm in my mid-900's.

[CMDR Kovacs]

3420599 Temporalis Rex?