Dan Vs. Part of This Balanced Breakfast · 10:05pm Aug 5th, 2015
Dan smelled smoke as he walked into the kitchen of the Golden Oakes Library. Which meant either they were under attack or Spike had tried to make oatmeal again.
"Twilight? Chrys? Can one of you open a window?" the tiny dragon desperately pleaded.
"We should probably turn the oven off first there, Picasso," Dan said, entering the kitchen. He fought his way through the smoke and switched off the stove himself, a burning pan of oats between Spike and the dial.
"Picasso?" Twilight asked. "Picasso wasn't a chef, Dan." She used her magic to open the kitchen window while Chrys fanned the smoke out with a paper towel.
"And neither is Spike. But I'm sure his attempt at oatmeal would be considered art somewhere," Dan remarked.
After extinguishing the flaming oatmeal, Dan took a seat with Twilight and the others.
"Back at the office, I'm usually lucky if we even have anything for breakfast," Phoenix said. "I'm even lucky if we have coffee. Or… running water."
"Well, you're living with us now," Dan patted the fellow human on the back, "and none of us will have to skip a meal while I'm around. So, who's got any ideas?"
Spike reached into a cabinet and pulled out a box. "I guess we could have some cere-"
"IT'S A TRAP!!!" shouted a mysterious stranger. In a flash, an orange-skinned alien leapt into the kitchen from the open window and smacked the cereal box out of Spike's claw.
"Admiral Ackbar!" the group exclaimed in unanimous surprise.
"And have I got a surprise for YOUR morning debriefing!" The Mon Cal admiral held up a box of his own.
"Wow! New Admiral Ackbar chocolate cereal!"
"That's right!" Ackbar said. "The new Admiral Ackbar CHOCOLATE-edition is ready to commence a snack on your digestive system's main reactor- your stomach!" He poured each of the delighted members of the household a bowl full of his own cereal.
"Wow!" Dan exclaimed, "It's not just turning the milk chocolatey- it's making it glow in the dark, too!"
"And it changes the color of your tongue!" Phoenix said.
"With new CONCENTRATED FLAVOR-POWER, your hunger will have no choice but to take evasive action!"
"Look! There's a prize inside!" Chrys said, emptying the box. "Awesome! It's a halibut!"
Admiral Ackbar beamed as the group enjoyed their hearty breakfast. "Don't let your morning become a trap! Commence a snack with the concentrated flavor-power of NEW ADMIRAL ACKBAR CHOCOLATE-EDITION CEREAL! Start your day off with a delicious attack your stomach will never see coming!"
NEW!
ADMIRAL ACKBAR CHOCOLATE-EDITION CEREAL!
Part of this complete breakfast!
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It's a reference to the Robot Chicken sketch about Admiral Ackbar cereal. Rather than just put it in the story and because we're not yet able to make videos, we decided to go the extra mile by instead adding to the sketch instead of rehashing it.