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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jul
31st
2015

**Pulls out the mailbag** Chase Q&A is now terminated · 1:28pm Jul 31st, 2015

One question per post.

Be specific.

Be direct.

One question to one character per post.

Be respectful.

Questions of a more adult nature are aye-okay.

Most characters will answer if questions, but perhaps not in the way you expected.

Have fun!

And don't be a dingus. :ajbemused:

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Princess Celestia, I´m Dialy News, from the Canterhorn Newspaper. Could you, please, give us a rough number of total loss in booth sides of the recent conflict ? And is it true that a draft is being planned ? How bad the local cities in the area of the conflict have been affected ?

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Um, these are story points... to be revealed in the story.

:unsuresweetie: Sorry.

Bucky is small and his body weight nothing. I can imagine he's developed a tolerance for alcohol, but exactly how much and what percentage does it take to get him drunk?

Ok, I´ll try something different.

The actual way of fighting is, mostly, very innefective against the mirror travelers. Ships, tacticals, weapons, most of the old ways don´t worked very well. So, any insights on what we´ll see in the future wars ?

(pleaseletbeamechapleaseletbeamechapleaseletbeamechapleaseletbeamechapleaseletbeamecha)

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Bucky is small and his body weight nothing. I can imagine he's developed a tolerance for alcohol, but exactly how much and what percentage does it take to get him drunk?

Because Bucky is a unicorn, a little casting can purge all traces of alcohol from his blood, making him instantly sober.

In story, Bucky has been shown to down several quarts of whiskey before suffering any sorts of effects from booze.

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Again, story point.

Written Sound here, a question for Bucky.
Given the recent battle/trap against the mirror travelers and the many troops that are going to return home with missing limbs, how are they going to get back into the norm of things ? Will they be given prosthetics and be put into rehabilitation, or will they have to just have to struggle along ?
Also may I ask, when the troops return, what will happen to the families that have lost their loved ones ? Will there be compensation ?

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Written Sound here, a question for Bucky.
Given the recent battle/trap against the mirror travelers and the many troops that are going to return home with missing limbs, how are they going to get back into the norm of things ? Will they be given prosthetics and be put into rehabilitation, or will they have to just have to struggle along ?
Also may I ask, when the troops return, what will happen to the families that have lost their loved ones ? Will there be compensation ?

Bucky: Zzzz... snort... zzzz... no, Sentinel, that is not how you clean maple syrup off of a foal...

3284263 Was this before or after having a rather large thaumic discharge ?

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Was this before or after having a rather large thaumic discharge ?

No discharge, Bucky was trying to get plastered.

3284269 *begins to laugh warmly* I should have seen this coming, I will hold my questions until you awaken.
Until then.

Ok, time to focus uppon the slice of life details.

Is Lugus aware of Boadicea´s crush uppon Sentinel ? What does he thinks ´bout this ?

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Is Lugus aware of Boadicea´s crush uppon Sentinel ? What does he thinks ´bout this ?

Lugus: I am aware of it, and I encourage it. I have encouraged it by telling her not to do it, knowing that the troublesome little corvid will defy me. Bucky and I have discussed the issue a great deal in private and both agree that Boadicea shows potential.

Bucky how is dreamland?

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Bucky how is dreamland?

Bucky: No Dizzy, stop that... no more summoning anvils.

Is Ripple completly lesbian. I mean, in other words: she will not, ever, develop any interest in Rising, sexually, I meant ? And how does Bittersweet feels ´bout Rising, in this regard ?

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Is Ripple completly lesbian. I mean, in other words: she will not, ever, develop any interest in Rising, sexually, I meant ? And how does Bittersweet feels ´bout Rising, in this regard ?

Ripple's official sexual status is lesbian by nature, but bi-curious because of love. She is physically attracted to the same sex. There is however mental attraction for Rising Star, so... the answer would be... it is complicated.

Bittersweet is in a similar position. She feels no physical attraction for Rising Star, but she does love him and has a need to be close to him because of this.

Sentinel, as a fellow coffee enthusiast, about how many cups of coffee do you drink in a day?

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Sentinel, as a fellow coffee enthusiast, about how many cups of coffee do you drink in a day?

Sentinel: Only as much as I need to keep myself calm and composed. It slows down my thinking and makes dealing with the world easier for me. I don't feel so nervous or overwhelmed. So, I guess it depends. Some days, I really feel the need to for more, while other days, a single cup or two before school is really all I need.

Funnily enough, when I don't get coffee, my schoolwork suffers and my teachers have started to notice the difference.

3284315 This state of feelings, alongside with Bittersweet issues, may cause problems ? Lemme ask this in another way: will she fell herself in fault with Rising, ´cause he is such a good husband, while she have nothing to offer to him, phisically ?

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This state of feelings, alongside with Bittersweet issues, may cause problems ? Lemme ask this in another way: will she fell herself in fault with Rising, ´cause he is such a good husband, while she have nothing to offer to him, phisically ?

Ripple has already determined that she wants to have foals someday. Just not now. Later, when the time is right. And she knows that Rising Star will be the daddy, and those foals will be made the old fashioned way. Ripple sees it as the end result for getting better and recovering from her 'issues.'

3284343 So she is aware that there is an issue, when it comes to her relationship with Rising ? She did though ´bout asking Lyra and Bon Bon for some advice, since they are in a slightly similar situation ?

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So she is aware that there is an issue, when it comes to her relationship with Rising ? She did though ´bout asking Lyra and Bon Bon for some advice, since they are in a slightly similar situation ?

Think about Ripple's freak out and the little things that triggered her. The old wounds haven't healed. Ripple is tough on the outside. Inside, she is pretty much like any other filly or pony for that matter. She's soft. She has injuries. And they pain her.

All-Father [Odin], what art thou feeling toward Buckminister's current situation?

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All-Father [Odin], what art thou feeling toward Buckminister's current situation?

Odin: Worried. Something is preventing me from seeing through my own eye and I am a whole world away. I don't like this. I suspect treachery.

Princess Celestia, is it true that you have secret stashes of cake hidden all over the world?

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Princess Celestia, is it true that you have secret stashes of cake hidden all over the world?

Celestia: What a silly question. How does one keep it from going stale?

We have a Coco/Rarity ship...I mean, literally, there is a ship with then painted on it (by the way, what kind of ship was it ?), we have a kitchen ship with AJ on it...what ´bout the rest of the Mane 6 ? No fast scout ship for RD ? No medical frigate with Fluttercord ? No logistic ship with Pinkie ?

Not sure what kind of ship Twlight deserves. It´s either a library ship (yeah, bad idea in the middle of a war) or diplomatic vessel, since none knows the ammount of destruction she is capable of...

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Hopefully, nobody attacks the Rarity and Coco ship with a head mounted artillery launcher.

3284407 Why do I picture the response to an attack like that being Pinkie riding Twilight and making her do the MLP version of an A-10 Warthog strafe run, complete with the absolutely terrifying sound of "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"?

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Berry: Have you been able to convince Semillon to make Neeps & Tatties?

Berry: Oh, all the time. We eat a lot of root vegetables round here.

Twilight: Have you considered the Flim Flams might be Mirror Travelers and that is why you have not been able to locate them to answer for the things they did after the collapse?

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Twilight: Have you considered the Flim Flams might be Mirror Travelers and that is why you have not been able to locate them to answer for the things they did after the collapse?

Twilight: The thought has actually crossed my mind. Right now, I suspect that anything goes.

Bucky, if you were forced to choose, and the answer could not be "Myself", whom in your immediate family would you kill to ensure the other's safety? If you say none, everyone except yourself will die.

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Bucky, if you were forced to choose, and the answer could not be "Myself", whom in your immediate family would you kill to ensure the other's safety? If you say none, everyone except yourself will die.

Bucky: Zzzz... **snort** No Harper, the amplifier should never go to eleven... zzz...

3284545 That must've been the most unsatisfactory answer you could've given xDa

I understand that Ripple has not been well, but I can't imagine that she didn't want to go off to the war with Lugus and Bucky and her griffon squad. How exactly did she not go? Was she not informed, simply informed she was not going, or what?

Sick or not, I can't imagine there weren't fireworks when she found out.

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Read the rest of the comments. Bucky, in the story, is sleeping. He's out.

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I understand that Ripple has not been well, but I can't imagine that she didn't want to go off to the war with Lugus and Bucky and her griffon squad. How exactly did she not go? Was she not informed, simply informed she was not going, or what?

Did you forget about her little mental breakdown?

Now that we are 1.89 million words into the story, where are we in terms of your overall story arc? Is there an end on the horizon yet? (If not, that's fine with me, I'm quite enjoying the ride).

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Now that we are 1.89 million words into the story, where are we in terms of your overall story arc? Is there an end on the horizon yet? (If not, that's fine with me, I'm quite enjoying the ride).

The first year approaches its end. The Spring and Summer Arcs are coming... those will be rather longish together.

After that, we do a big leap forwards, five years of time. We see Equestria gearing up for the second war. We'll see a lot of new faces.

After the second war, and recovery of second war, we will leap ahead and get to see Equestria and the whole of the world in peace and prosperity. We will get a good sampling of life during this time. It will also being during this phase that the story will end.

3284545 Ha, it's funny because Spinal Tap:rainbowlaugh:

Bucky, how goes the healing process?

Bucky, how goes the healing process?

Moonbow, how are you doing?

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Bucky, how goes the healing process?

Bucky: Zzzz **snorg** Cadance, stop using your magic to defeat birth control, bad filly... zzzz.

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Moonbow, how are you doing?

Moonbow: Blind. It's awesome. Learning how to hunt while blind is great!

Moonbow, I suppose that would be exciting in it's own way, like helping to develop your hearing and smell.

Do you worry about looking pretty for Sentinel?

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