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Elric of Melnipony


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  • 179 weeks
    Death From Above

    There has been a trope (I suppose you could call it) in the naughtier parts of the fandom since probably almost the very beginning. It concerns pegasi (and alicorns), and it's absolute nonsense.

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  • 182 weeks
    Hi.

    I'm still alive. I hope that's still true of all of the cool people I've interacted with here over the years, but these days, it's a bad idea to make assumptions.

    How are you? Hangin' in there?

    33 comments · 313 views
  • 239 weeks
    And another thing...

    Some time ago, the possibility of a sequel to one of my fics was threatened discussed. I wrote a couple of segments just now, and we'll see if my muse continues taking me to interesting places.

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  • 239 weeks
    Some headcanon for you...

    These are ideas I've kicked around, but I'm not attached enough to any of them to want to argue about them. Pick a fight elsewhere.

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  • 369 weeks
    Still a Mess, Still Not Dead

    I hold my hands in front of me
    To block my line of sight
    It seems my eyes are getting tired
    Of staring at the light
    The more I see, the more I feel
    The less I want to know
    If you think too much, you'll blow your mind
    You might just lose control
    And scream

    -- Seven Nations, "Scream"

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Jun
26th
2015

I'm pleased. · 7:01pm Jun 26th, 2015

"Hey, Elric! Happy Birthday!"

"Thanks, SCOTUS!"

"We got you something!"

"Aw, you didn't have to do that. Nine presents?!"

"Well, one present. We went in on something."

"All nine of you?" Cheap bastards.

"Well... five of us."

"Five? The other four couldn't...? You know what, it doesn't matter -- what did you get me?"

"We got you a better country! Same-sex marriage is legal across the board now!"

"Guys, that's awesome! That's just what I wanted. I'll have to tell all my gay friends -- oh, wait, they probably already know..."

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Comments ( 16 )

D'aww. I hoped you'd take it as a birthday present. I'm surprised that the Notorious R.B.G didn't deliver a rap song along with it, though.

I know what you mean about living in a better country, though :twilightsmile:

Is it okay that I'm only here for the cake?

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Sure. :pinkiehappy:

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Neat! Hey, what's this "mortal men doomed to die" stuff on the card? :unsuresweetie:

Eee! Happy Birthday!

I'd have got you something, but actually holding that old supreme court geezer's wife hostage for fourteen hours was a surprisingly expensive endeavor. So instead just have my well wishes!

Happy birthday! And a wonderful present to go with!

Cake and ice cream! Cake and ice cream for my lord Arioch!

Happy birthday?

Happy birthday! It certainly was good timing.

Oh, and if you see a pony in a screenshot you want vectored at several times the size, or a black and white sketch you'd like colored, let me know. (Though preferably not one that's really complex...)

--arcum42

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I admire both your dedication and the result. I just hope you kept her blindfolded so she can't identify you. :raritywink:

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Cake and ice cream for my lord Arioch!

:rainbowlaugh: And then the foul, usurping sorcerers of Pan Tang offered the Lords of Chaos pie...

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I may have to look for something under the monochrome tag on Derpibooru later. :twilightsmile:

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Ice cream for the ice cream god?

Keep in mind the vector section of the offer, too. If you see anything in a screenshot or in the next episode, it's fair game. I've been meaning to vector Little Strongheart one of these days, and after the next episode, I might be inclined to vector a Yak...

--arcum42

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Keep in mind the vector section of the offer, too.

Good point. There are an awful lot of cute ponies who don't get enough love...

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And there have been plenty of new ponies recently, too.

i.imgur.com/AciwmWU.png

i.imgur.com/nqodVFb.png

i.imgur.com/97hyPdK.png

--arcum42

Take a look at this article about Blazing Saddles, too. It's got a pdf in it with the entire screenplay of the movie in it...

--arcum42

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Oooh! Nice find! Especially the screenplay!

For educational and research purposes only

That's fine by me. I've already educated myself on some lines that didn't make it into the movie, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I downloaded a copy of the PDF, and it's going to make for some fine reading material.

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Yeah, the moment I saw it, I thought about you, since I remember those captions you did from Blazing Saddles.

Of course, I can think of a caption that needs to happen from the latest episode: "This episode not perfect! Yak Smash!"... :pinkiehappy:

--arcum42

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