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Skeeter The Lurker


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  • 12 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 274 views
  • 13 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 917 views
  • 13 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 205 views
  • 20 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,137 views
  • 118 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,944 views
Jan
15th
2015

Do you like meeting new people? · 12:41am Jan 15th, 2015

I like meeting new people. Sometimes you meet cool people, too.

Like this handsome sonofabitch...

His name is Burraku_Pansa.

He is a writer. He is a gem hunter. And he is reviewer of the highest regard,

He is also really goddamn chill and cool to chat up. He's like me, but better. A helluvalot better.

And I'm not kidding when I say he can write, too...

I mean, he took part in Obs' Silly Little Contest (Version 1), with the following gem:

Paul Matthews is a young man of average height and average weight and fairly average disposition. He is normal, and abnormally so. That rarely seen kind of person who, even in their early years, gives off the impression that they are destined for a moderately successful career in middle management at some cold, gray corporation.

Paul Matthews is about to come very close to something that few people do.

Sadly, he did not place in it. And I can only assume that the rather inept people they used for judges were blind and/or ignorant they really aren't that but that's not the point of this play along damnit of his entry. Because it is fucking awesome. It really is.

Totally. Trust me. Have I ever steered you wrong?

Remember. Burraku_Pansa. He's awesome and you should follow him and tell him to write more shit.

And just follow in general because he is just that cool.

Peace out, legion!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I don't like meeting new people, unless they're introduced to me by a close friend.

I feel like this is the same post Wanderer D and RainbowBob posted within the hour.
Oh it is? Okay. Neat.

If this guy ALL THREE of your attentions, then he's either actually awesome or you're all pulling off a well-executed massive troll. I'm about to find out I suppose...

AIPĀ§ :rainbowdetermined2:

And what can I expect to get out of this in return? :trixieshiftright:

2723211

...Seriously?

~Skeeter The Lurker

2723221 Is there any particular reason all of you, RainbowBob, and Themaskedferret posted blogs praising him within the hour? I might check the guy out if I'm assured this isn't an orchestrated event.

2723229

We do have our reasons, yes. And it was indeed totally orchestrated, but that's kinda obvious we think.

That and we all legitimately like the guy. Why the hell else would we do this? Why would we spend time and effort to praise a guy we don't like? Doesn't make sense when you consider that, yeah?

Like we all said, he's a pretty cool guy with damn good skills. And you can take statement as gold from all of us.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Well, this is the third blog I've noticed in my feed about it.

I'll go ahead and check his work out. :scootangel:

2723247 Hmmm... I'll strongly consider checking him out. In the meantime, here's a teaser of your Smash Bros highlight reel:

i.imgur.com/zIGsgY7.jpg

Ehhhhhhh, nope. Probably would've checked him out if it had just been you blogging about him, or if it had just been Bob, but since it seems you have a bunch of people blogging about him, my Overhype Detector is blaring in my ears.

2723432

Don't be silly.

Like I said to Lizardman, we wouldn't waste this much time coordinating this if we didn't like him.

~Skeeter The Lurker

2723668 I never said you guys didn't like him.

Hey, thanks a bunch, Skeeter. Seriously. You going to be at BC again this year?

2724122

Already saving up for it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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