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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 56 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 67 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 96 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 97 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 120 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Dec
29th
2014

Brace yourselves... moar lost chapters are coming · 8:01pm Dec 29th, 2014

The next one will have Belisama and will be in two parts.

Queue the castrati choir!

Report kudzuhaiku · 305 views · Story: The Chase (The lost chapters) ·
Comments ( 16 )

Fifty Shades of Hay

I can't even.

Now I demand a scene in The Chase where Rainbow Dash would experiment with erotica literacy !!!!! And that would turn Twilight to new levels of arousal !!!!!

2686147 i up vote this motion, and use my powers as shameless promoter to make it so
*opens the liquid pride dam* PLZ PLZ PLZ KUDZ... MAKE IT SO... PLZ PLZ PLZ... THATS A GREAT IDEA... DO IT"

also.. you could always wish it to happen in the lost raffles (i am shameless to the core (the rotten core))

Belisama... About time.

Castrati... AAAAGGGHHHHH

2686171
My thoughts exactly

2686177 this never gets old

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You forgot the big puppy dog eyes...or CMC eyes. Take your pick. :applecry::scootangel::unsuresweetie:

Speaking of puppies... I don't think we've seen Winona at all. Have we?

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Winona lost chapter? :twilightoops:

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I'm sure someone'd like that... but nah. Just a randumb thought brought about by the phrase 'puppy dog eyes'.

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Her tongue hanging out as she panted, Winona raised her tail in invitation to Tank the tortoise...

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That's a lost chapter that would take forever to resolve... not to mention write.

The puns! The puns!

Aw, Rainbow is so cute when she's flustered by bad Twilight fan fiction! :rainbowkiss:
Hay Twi, what in the hay? Why'd you write this? :rainbowhuh:

Uhhh... :twilightblush:

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