Friday Plans: Prepare to Die Edition · 12:47pm Aug 28th, 2014
A quick update blog for you guys, this fine Thursday morning. Fortunately enough, I have good news: there will be no delay on the next chapter. Despite having to move, and having a mix up with one of my classes (apparently it IS too much to expect the lady in the scheduling office to do her job right), I have managed to finish the next chapter in time to send it out around midnight tonight.
Now, for something not Your Human and You related.
"GASP!" 
I know, Pinkie. Blasphemy!
Anyways, I don't have class tomorrow, and since I've finished settling in, that means I can relax. And by relax, I mean play Dark Souls. So, for all of you out there that have an Xbox and Dark Souls, I'll be starting a new game @ 11:00am EDT, and playing throughout most of the day. Online. That's right, 'Max' will be fighting his way through the game of Dark Souls using only his trusty axe and his nonexistent intelligence to keep himself alive, and you have a chance to invade his world, or find his soapstone and have him help you in yours (warning: I'm no try hard. I'm a total casual bitch)
I'll be keeping a blog on his progress throughout the game, so feel free to try and find him, or just follow his progress. I will be using the blog as a type of AMA for anyone who is interested.
the 'hardcore' players are deluding themselves.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little hollow? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Darkwraiths, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Kiln of the First Flame, and I have over 300 confirmed PVP kills. I am trained in DEX warfare and I’m the top sinner in the entire Book of the Guilty. You are nothing to me but just another Humanity. I will lagstab you with precision the likes of which Lordran has never seen before, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with Dark Bead spamming? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Darkwraiths across Lordran and your Soul Sign is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Firestorm, Beanpole. The Pyromancy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime with my Red Eye Orb, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Uchigatana. Not only am I extensively trained in buff combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blacksmith Andre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul off the face of the continent, you little catbro. If only you could have known what occult retribution your little “clever” magic spam was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have black crystaled out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you "MLG Pro". I will Great Combustion all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hollow.
And Remember kids
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Welp, I know whom I'M going to be invading.
so max have you been playing the new dark souls 2 dlc crown of the old iron king?
2408902 Sadly, I don't actually have any of the DLC for Dark Souls 2.
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thats a shame the old iron king dlc had the best bosses in the entire game in my opinion
There's a saying at my school amongst the registrar and financial aid employees (I'm hired as a student employee in this area) Working at a university would be great if it wasn't for all these students.
sorry, things get hectic around this time, my heart went out to the scheduling employee there for a moment.
Either way I'll be watching for that update... And maybe its time I look at dark souls again?
"Someone who actually has their sanity, here of all places? Now that's a rarity. Still, I suppose I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. I am called Vaalintine by those who know me. I won't pry into why you'd come to this insane place, but whatever your reason may be, know that traveling alone is a risky prospect in Lordran. Those little white things you see here and there? Should you find mine, I will walk alongside you through this madcap land. And hold onto whatever you have left thoughts you have left in your mind, lest you become just another ravenous beast. Good luck to you traveler, you'll certainly need it...."
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Reminds me of the quote from Clerks:
pffff dark souls........
(i got you unearthed: trail of ibn battuta and i bet you haven't given it a second thought.....ITS EDUMACATIONAL!! 
THAT IS ALL 
)
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Pfft... you call it a shame like it means he missed it somehow and won't ever play it. It's only been out two days.
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... No we were the game, we became it, it enveloped us into itself like a womb... And when it was over, there was a immaculate realization that for a moment I. WAS. A. GOD!
2408545 Saw this today. It reminded me of your comment.
I think you meant "casul"
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awesome, hope everything works out for ya, looking foward to the update, but kick-back, have a cold one, i sure would lol
and does anybody recommend dark souls? people keep talking about it but its one of those games i never got into