• Member Since 24th Dec, 2013
  • offline last seen Aug 18th, 2014

Jake the Dog


They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.

More Blog Posts8

  • 507 weeks
    Thanks to everyone.

    I'm done being a part of this cult.
    Thanks to everyone here who made my stay worthwhile. Too many to name ;)

    68 comments · 682 views
  • 513 weeks
    CONSPIRACY THEORY: BARACK OBAMA IS ACTUALLY OSAMA BIN LADEN (OR VICE VERSA)

    AN ANONYMOUS TIP HAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT FLEW A COUPLE PLANES INTO A FEW BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
    LET'S LOOK AT THE FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE.

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    38 comments · 10,627 views
  • 513 weeks
    CONSPIRACY THEORY: VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A TIME TRAVELER

    GUYS. I JUST FOUND SOMETHING OUT. VLADIMIR PUTIN, THE GUY THAT RUNS RUSSIA, IS A TIME TRAVELER. ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT.
    LOOKY HERE.
    ALRIGHT.

    HERE IS PUTIN AT A MARATHON IN 1967. HE IS PUSHING THE FIRST FEMALE RUNNER OUT OF THE WAY. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A RESEMBLENCE.

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    60 comments · 3,094 views
  • 514 weeks
    "u pedofile feggit bronie!!1!"

    So today I got called a pedophile.
    Twice.
    For watching a television show.

    Associating love of a cartoon with pedophilia - classy. Next thing you know people that dress up as Transformers or have the toys/collectibles have a robot sex fetish right? It's called a straw-man argument combined with an ad homineim attack.

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    13 comments · 507 views
  • 517 weeks
    Some people are stupid

    Today a girl told me she was in the "Belieber" fandom.
    What the f...?
    Belieber isn't a fandom.
    I like the Beatles. Does that make me part of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?
    No. It makes me a fan of the Beatles.

    Doctor Who
    Harry Potter
    My Little Pony
    Furries
    Trekkies
    Hunger Games
    Lord of the Rings
    Star Wars
    Game of Thrones (Thronies?)
    Breaking Bad
    TWD

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    70 comments · 645 views
Aug
16th
2014

Thanks to everyone. · 5:36am Aug 16th, 2014

I'm done being a part of this cult.
Thanks to everyone here who made my stay worthwhile. Too many to name ;)

Report Jake the Dog · 682 views ·
Comments ( 68 )

Alright.

2374310 You will be missed Jakey.

2374305 Were still friends on Steam.

I'll miss your profile page calculations. Stay frosty!

2374311 i'll miss you man.

2374314 :D cya trampy. :P trampy.

Uhhh... Bye I guess, but Silver Melisies is gonna be PISSED. Aren't you doing a prize for a contest he's running?

2374345 oh crap o_O you're right.
OH WELL :3
cya lightey

Why you leavin'?

2374393 I don't want to be part of this cult anymore.

2374415 Too bad. What caused the change?

2374433 Some of the people here.

I'm sorry if I had anything to do with your decision...

2374512 Rest assured you didn't. :)
I'm assuming it would be better for everyone if I left. :trollestia:

Jake, you get your stretchy dog ass back here right now. :twilightangry2:

As long as we can still chat and talk!:twilightsmile:OR ELSE YOU BETTER BRING YOUR BUTT RIGHT BACK HERE!:twilightangry2:

HOW DARE YOU CALL US BRONIES A CULT!!! :flutterrage::twilightangry2::facehoof:

Kay, see you in a few months.

2374954 I no longer wish to don the title "brony".

2375110 Bronies are a cult following, like it or not. :twilightsmile:

2375121 hurhurhur ;)
No seriously, you won't be seeing me around anymore.

2377617 Why??!!! What's wrong withbeing a brony??!!!

2377618 But what about the Adventure Time cult?

2377615
Jake, you 2 sexy 2 leave. :fluttercry:

2377742 So you don't like ponies anymore?

2377744 Adventure Time has a cult following too there fore you MUST leave it too

Woah, what the hell? What? Wait, what? Ha?
・x・


OOOH. Hahah, you're funny. Heheh, LOL. You're not leaving~ I mean, you can't leave.

It shan't be so. I shan't tolerate it. Blasphemy!


I won't let you leave.

2377758 Why is that? I don't want to be a part of this cult anymore.

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