CONSPIRACY THEORY: BARACK OBAMA IS ACTUALLY OSAMA BIN LADEN (OR VICE VERSA) · 11:14am Jul 5th, 2014
AN ANONYMOUS TIP HAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT FLEW A COUPLE PLANES INTO A FEW BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
LET'S LOOK AT THE FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT OBAMA AND OSAMA'S HANDS ARE IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION. AND THEY'RE BOTH TALKING ABOUT POLITICS. WHY WOULD THEY BE TALKING ABOUT POLITICS? THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.
SAME PERSON.
LOOK HERE. PAY ATTENTION TO OBAMA AND OSAMA'S HAND AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
SEE SOMETHING FAMILIAR? OF COURSE YOU DO.
SAME PERSON.
NOW HERE IS THE MOST DAMNING PIECE OF EVIDENCE. LOOKY HERE. 
JUST LOOK AT THIS! IT LOOKS THE SAME, DUNNIT? OF COURSE IT DOES! OBAMA AND OSAMA ARE THE SAME EXACT PERSON! I'M TELLING YOU. THIS IS REAL. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS SHOULD BE CALLED A CONSPIRACY THEORY OR NOT. BUT IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE ONE. TOO BAD. IT ISN'T.
THIS.
IS.
REAL!
OH, AND IF YOU CROSS YOUR EYES AT OSAMA BIN LADEN IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE OBAMA BIDEN.
- JAKE THE DOG
YOUR LOCAL CONSPIRACY THEORIST
Well, I don't know... I thought he was dead
2259453 IT'S A COVER UP MAN.
Damn. You got me.
2259454 Any more proof that I can analyze?
2259457 The comment below you.
2259458 Did you create that account?
2259459 Nope.
2259460 I don't know... I need more evidence to analyse.
2259461 I don't have any more evidence 3:
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2259462 Find some! I'm bored!
2259463 CONSPPPPIIRRRACCCCYYYY
2259464 THE EVIDENCE IS ALL HERE. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
2259466 THE EARS ARE THE EXACT SAME!!!!111!!!!!
2259467 I KNOW
2259468 Say, That beard looks fake?
2259470 YOU'RE RIGHT
AND THAT SUNTAN LOOKS FAKE
2259470 THE MARKING ON THE INSIDE OF HIS HANDS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME
2259471 Dem Eyebrows
2259474 BETTER TO MOLEST YOU WITH
2259475 Those names sounds similar
2259476 EXACTLY
2259477 The Same Teeth, Same Eyes
YOUR %100 RIGHT!!!!
2259480 TAKE ACTION WHILE YOU CAN
RUUUUUUNNNN
2259482 I'm too busy to run
2259487 ...well, walk.
2259488 I'm analyzing more theories
2259490 Tell me if you find anything :D
2259492 Okay
Osama also apparently owned a Cheese Shop in Brooklyn or somethin... CHEESE IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING
2260780 OSAMA LIKED CHEESE
2261144 Does um... OBAMA SLIGHTLY LIKED CHEESE! EVERYTHING IS TRUE!
2261656 YES
2262348 HE ALSO LIKED PANCAKES
2263199 OSAMA RAN A PANCAKE HOUSE IN IRAN
2263201 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
What the hell Jake, what the hell.
2330169 calm down buddy