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Jake the Dog


They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.

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  • 508 weeks
    Thanks to everyone.

    I'm done being a part of this cult.
    Thanks to everyone here who made my stay worthwhile. Too many to name ;)

    68 comments · 684 views
  • 514 weeks
    CONSPIRACY THEORY: BARACK OBAMA IS ACTUALLY OSAMA BIN LADEN (OR VICE VERSA)

    AN ANONYMOUS TIP HAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT FLEW A COUPLE PLANES INTO A FEW BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
    LET'S LOOK AT THE FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE.

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  • 514 weeks
    CONSPIRACY THEORY: VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A TIME TRAVELER

    GUYS. I JUST FOUND SOMETHING OUT. VLADIMIR PUTIN, THE GUY THAT RUNS RUSSIA, IS A TIME TRAVELER. ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT.
    LOOKY HERE.
    ALRIGHT.

    HERE IS PUTIN AT A MARATHON IN 1967. HE IS PUSHING THE FIRST FEMALE RUNNER OUT OF THE WAY. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A RESEMBLENCE.

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  • 515 weeks
    "u pedofile feggit bronie!!1!"

    So today I got called a pedophile.
    Twice.
    For watching a television show.

    Associating love of a cartoon with pedophilia - classy. Next thing you know people that dress up as Transformers or have the toys/collectibles have a robot sex fetish right? It's called a straw-man argument combined with an ad homineim attack.

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    13 comments · 509 views
  • 518 weeks
    Some people are stupid

    Today a girl told me she was in the "Belieber" fandom.
    What the f...?
    Belieber isn't a fandom.
    I like the Beatles. Does that make me part of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?
    No. It makes me a fan of the Beatles.

    Doctor Who
    Harry Potter
    My Little Pony
    Furries
    Trekkies
    Hunger Games
    Lord of the Rings
    Star Wars
    Game of Thrones (Thronies?)
    Breaking Bad
    TWD

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    70 comments · 645 views
Jun
30th
2014

"u pedofile feggit bronie!!1!" · 6:08am Jun 30th, 2014

So today I got called a pedophile.
Twice.
For watching a television show.

Associating love of a cartoon with pedophilia - classy. Next thing you know people that dress up as Transformers or have the toys/collectibles have a robot sex fetish right? It's called a straw-man argument combined with an ad homineim attack.

You can do the exact same thing to people who are fans of say, Cardcaptor Sakura (which has a large male following per se) but it's target demographic is girls. Yes, some people take their passions a bit far, but if they are not hurting anyone (which statistically they are not, most pedophiles are not anywhere near that outgoing. They wouldn't want to attract THAT kind of attention to themselves.) then leave them be.

If your love punching yourself in the balls for fun, then I don't care. If your love is cartoon horses, Powerpuff Girls (which btw ALSO has a male following, and it's written by Lauren Faust, too. Something about Faust and males watching feminine television, uno?), or Sailor Moon, then more power to ya.

This however is intentionally misrepresenting an entire demographic and lumping them together with something they are actually a polar opposite of in almost every single possible way (I wouldn't be surprised if declaring yourself a brony will get you attacked at some point becuase of this vitriolic crap). Sadly it's easier for people to attack and hate than understand.

I hate people.

But hey, don't take my word for it.

- Jake the Dog

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Comments ( 13 )

They may call you annoying and gay!
Come and insult you every day!
But whatever they say to you,
Don't feed the trolls!

2245060 They're not trolls.

Just remember the song lyrics. "Ain't Say Nothin'"

2245076
I gotta pocket full of Benjamins and I'm so cold
My neck froze like a penguin, somewhere in England
Waitin' for my little duffel bag girl to land
With duffel bag in hand, it's Louis Vuitton and
She flyer than a eagle, hood like a regal
She make my deposit, my closet is fresh segal

This however is intentionally misrepresenting an entire demographic and lumping them together with something they are actually a polar opposite of in almost every single possible way (I wouldn't be surprised if declaring yourself a brony will get you attacked at some point becuase of this vitriolic crap). Sadly it's easier for people to attack and hate than understand.

Yeah. Yeah they are.

These guys are the kind of assholes who pull this shit just to get a rise out of you. They just wanna piss you off. They don't care that you like a TV show. They don't like YOU.

Don't let them get to you man. Take solice in the fact that you'll always be smarter than they are. Don't ever let them make you say you hate life or people, or life.

I'm a people. And I'm downright lovable! :twilightsmile:

(And I swear to god, somepony is going to get the Little Shop reference...)

This is one of the most intelligent things you have ever typed up. Not bad.

I feel like I'm one of the few people in existence who haven't really dealt with these kinds of people, but the initial plan in the event of encounter is go full on "Nigga I don't need your shit" on them.

Amen, I was thought to be gay when I said to my friends that I'm a brony. It's a long story:ajbemused:

2245923 Erm.
Thanks.
I now live my live in isolation, knowing that I am stupid.

2247321 "pedofile! hurhurhur!"
- people

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way.

- Bo Burnham, My Whole Family Although Bo's songs are usually comical to the max, some do convey things that actually happened to him, he was frequently gay-bashed in high school, look at im' now. People in this world are stupid sometimes, but you aren't, and that's important :pinkiehappy:

2247618 wow... thank you :D
For that, I hate a lot of people.

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