CONSPIRACY THEORY: VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A TIME TRAVELER

GUYS. I JUST FOUND SOMETHING OUT. VLADIMIR PUTIN, THE GUY THAT RUNS RUSSIA, IS A TIME TRAVELER. ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT.
LOOKY HERE.
ALRIGHT.

HERE IS PUTIN AT A MARATHON IN 1967. HE IS PUSHING THE FIRST FEMALE RUNNER OUT OF THE WAY. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A RESEMBLENCE.

HERE IS PUTIN CROSSING THE DELAWARE ON DECEMBER 25, 1776. ALTHOUGH HIS HAT IS PARTIALLY HIDING HIS FACE, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE MAN IS VLADIMIR PUTIN.

HERE IS VLADIMIR PUTIN IN THE MARYLAND STATE HOUSE. ALTHOUGH THE FACE IS KIND OF BLURRY YOU CAN SEE IT IS OBVIOUSLY VLAD.

HERE IS PUTIN IN THE LATEST HARRY POTTER MOVIE. ALTHOUGH HE IS TRYING TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS DOBBY THE ELF, YOU CAN SEE THE RESEMBLENCE.

HERE YOU CAN SEE VLADIMIR PUTIN IN THE AMERICAN GOTHIC PAINTING. HE IS KIND OF HARD TO ESTABLISH AT FIRST BUT YOU CAN SEE IT IS NONE OTHER THAN VLADIMIR PUTIN.

THIS IS JAKE THE DOG, SIGNING OUT.
YOUR LOCAL CONSPIRACY THEORIST

Comments

[THEqwabik]

WE MUST STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!!

[Kim Jong-Un]

2250992 KIM JONG UN AGREE. PUTIN MUST STOP ONCE. FEED HIS PEOPLE.
EYE GOOD LEEDUR.

[Jake the Dog]

2250992 YES. THIS BLASPHEMY MUST STOP! DOWN WITH PUTIN!

[THEqwabik]

For the greater of mankind, we must stop this. If we let Russia win the cold very cold war we cannot win at all and we will fall into communism. Bear your arms and be ready for invasion from the communism group called thisisobvouslyatroll lead by himself trollleader

[Jake the Dog]

2250995 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS INFORMATION? IF WE HAVE YOUR SOURCES WE CAN FIND OUT MORE!

[Barack Hussein Obama]

2250993 Putin is a bitch. Let's nuke him.
Grab your Russian Kh-35 and let's give 'em a taste of their own medicine.

[Jake the Dog]

2251032 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Jake the Dog]

2251509 THE STRUGGLE IS REAL! I'M NOT HIGH
NOT ON MEDS
THIS
IS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
LOOK
WORLD LEADERS COMMENTED
THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP

[Jake the Dog]

2251529 OH GOD NOT THE STICK

[Jake the Dog]

2254067 LOOK AT ALL THE WORLD LEADERS HERE
THE CONSPIRACY IS REAL

[Jake the Dog]

2254134 LET THEM KNOW!
THEY'RE KEEPING SECRETS

[Jake the Dog]

2254227 CALL THEM
ONE BY ONE

[Jake the Dog]

2254280 fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/013/d/d/confusedlee_by_comeha-d72141b.png I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

[Jake the Dog]

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[Jake the Dog]

2254368 xD or should i say i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteTwilightWet_zps61ffef2a.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmotePinkieWet_zps32fea050.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteFluttershyWet_zpsea1c8bcc.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteApplejackWet_zps7c07ac53.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteRarityWet_zpsccdf0ccd.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteDashWet_zps24095993.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteApplebloomWet_zps748a6d82.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteScootalooWet_zps5f2070e9.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteSweetieWet_zpsdc3945e2.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteNyxWet_zps8e840827.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteDerpyWet_zps033d2371.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteOctaviaWet_zps7127dafd.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteVinylWet_zps61262968.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteLyraWet_zps22067d40.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteBonBonWet_zps9d8d557f.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteTrixieWet_zps25f2546e.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteSpitfireWet_zps4192ddd5.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteCelestiaWet_zps97a59249.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteCadenceWet_zps38b84bee.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteChrysalisWet_zps4d3ac114.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteBMacWet_zps3058c380.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/ThunderlaneWet_zpsf0b0d1a5.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/Soarin_zps4b9cfb20.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/EmoteDrWhoovesWet_zps3eb37554.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/ShiningAWet_zps2369479a.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/RumbleWet_zps6564ca82.png i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/spacewings/SpikeWet_zps1fb14f95.png

[Jake the Dog]

2254373 yeeeeah they are :3 fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/363/1/e/clapping_pony_icon___twilight_sparkle_by_taritoons-d5pkpl8.gif

[Jake the Dog]

2254378 :3

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2255294 weterterfdgs

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2257466 luftwaffe

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2257478 siegheil

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2257495 blitzkrieg

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2257540 ?

[Jake the Dog]

2257551 ?!

[Jake the Dog]

2257580 ?!?!?!?!!

[No more account]

Seems promising but not, believable.

[Jake the Dog]

2259507 This one might have been a stretch.

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2259508 Time travel has been considered fake about ever since the 1800's, but yet all the signs point to yes.

[Jake the Dog]

2259512 Mr. Steven Hawking says it's not possible.
And you never argue with Steven Hawking.

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2259513 They look the exact same

[Jake the Dog]

2259514 I know right?

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2259515 Still seems forced

[Jake the Dog]

2259516 Was supposed to be a troll but they still look similar. XD
Some you can't even see their faces.