• Member Since 24th Dec, 2013
  • offline last seen Aug 18th, 2014

Jake the Dog


They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.

More Blog Posts8

  • 505 weeks
    Thanks to everyone.

    I'm done being a part of this cult.
    Thanks to everyone here who made my stay worthwhile. Too many to name ;)

    68 comments · 680 views
  • 511 weeks
    CONSPIRACY THEORY: BARACK OBAMA IS ACTUALLY OSAMA BIN LADEN (OR VICE VERSA)

    AN ANONYMOUS TIP HAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT FLEW A COUPLE PLANES INTO A FEW BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
    LET'S LOOK AT THE FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE.

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    38 comments · 10,621 views
  • 512 weeks
    CONSPIRACY THEORY: VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A TIME TRAVELER

    GUYS. I JUST FOUND SOMETHING OUT. VLADIMIR PUTIN, THE GUY THAT RUNS RUSSIA, IS A TIME TRAVELER. ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT.
    LOOKY HERE.
    ALRIGHT.

    HERE IS PUTIN AT A MARATHON IN 1967. HE IS PUSHING THE FIRST FEMALE RUNNER OUT OF THE WAY. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A RESEMBLENCE.

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    60 comments · 3,090 views
  • 512 weeks
    "u pedofile feggit bronie!!1!"

    So today I got called a pedophile.
    Twice.
    For watching a television show.

    Associating love of a cartoon with pedophilia - classy. Next thing you know people that dress up as Transformers or have the toys/collectibles have a robot sex fetish right? It's called a straw-man argument combined with an ad homineim attack.

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    13 comments · 506 views
  • 515 weeks
    Some people are stupid

    Today a girl told me she was in the "Belieber" fandom.
    What the f...?
    Belieber isn't a fandom.
    I like the Beatles. Does that make me part of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?
    No. It makes me a fan of the Beatles.

    Doctor Who
    Harry Potter
    My Little Pony
    Furries
    Trekkies
    Hunger Games
    Lord of the Rings
    Star Wars
    Game of Thrones (Thronies?)
    Breaking Bad
    TWD

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    70 comments · 643 views
Jun
7th
2014

Some people are stupid · 12:28am Jun 7th, 2014

Today a girl told me she was in the "Belieber" fandom.
What the f...?
Belieber isn't a fandom.
I like the Beatles. Does that make me part of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?
No. It makes me a fan of the Beatles.

Doctor Who
Harry Potter
My Little Pony
Furries
Trekkies
Hunger Games
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Game of Thrones (Thronies?)
Breaking Bad
TWD
*KOFFFFDKSF JSAHJKRFDAS* Twilight

Those are what I call fandoms.
Music isn't a fandom. It's something you listen to.
If it doesn't have a dedicated con or belong in a con, it's not a fandom.
I wouldn't go to comicon dressed as Justin Beiber or have a shirt painting myself off as a belieber. Keep that at con(see? There you go. You have your own con thing. Stay there.)certs.

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Comments ( 70 )

2181975 yes
i post pony porn on it
:eeyup:

2181985 i only have 2 pics dont worry

I'm in the Chuck Berry fandom. :trollestia:

Ah yes..... Bieber. I met that chap before, his foolish little face was so pleasant. I enjoyed ripping it off very much so.

2182151 Teach me your ways.

2182063 ufollowedme already

2182161 First, stare your victim in the face, let the insanity of time twiddle with his sanity. Then, lean in, tower over him, show your dominance. Finally go in for the kill. Place your fingers atop the eyebrows of the one you despise, then yank as hard as you can. Don't worry if he tries to fight back, this is Bieber we're talking about.

Anyways, the flesh should melt off like butter under your shier force. Dispose of the body and place the severed face in a trophy case.

Easy as pie....

2182179 Thank you.
*Reports of homicides have been spotted all over the world! A new method of killing has been used..*

There needs to be a Jake the Dog fandom. Oh what there is!

I'm kidding. But seriously there are still fans of bieber?

2182378 IKR?!
WORSHIP ME, BTW

:pinkiegasp::rainbowkiss:Thank you sooooo much! People are telling me I'm wrong, but now I got my buddies on my side!:pinkiehappy:

2182410
YES. I WILL WORSHIP THY

2182648
SO WHAT SHALL I DO TO SATISFY YOUR NEEDS JAKE.

2182662 SACRIFICE YOUR BABIES

2182670
Hehe. I'm with Pinkamena right now.

2182770
Idk what to else to say to that.

2182829 woops, i forgot the l.
considering there is an owl behind you, duck.

2182865
*turns around*

2182873 HIT THE DAMN FLOOR!!!!

2182876
*Hits the floor* That's gunna hurt my chest.

2182889 the owl swoops over your head.

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