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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 93 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
23rd
2014

Pegasus Pride · 9:32am May 23rd, 2014

It happened entirely by accident.

It was meant to be a ridiculous pairing, impossible, and absurd, a comedic romp that ended in one chapter. And then, I don't know what the hell happened. As usual, I was seized by something, abducted violently, and the The Muse dropped a Truck Stop Steamer on me as she is wont to do, replete with extra corn. This horrible idea not only became a story, but it grew legs and demanded to be told beyond the initial concept.

Brass Tacks and Cindersoot have to return to Canterlot and there will be a public scandal as it is revealed that a pony sexified a dragon. A dragon. And now, the couple want to settle down in pony society together and a raise a few eggs... how does Celestia deal with this sort of request? How will Canterlot handle the couple? How can their love survive?

To that end, after Pegasus Pride winds down, there will very likely be a teen rated fluff piece all about raising little draconies in pony society, and questions will be asked about society at large. Probably a bit of a sociological piece with fun questions like what to do when you, your mate, and your offspring are alpha predators, (well, one of you is an apex predator) and one of your offspring is repulsed by eating flesh. Another drools when they see a fellow pony, but really, truly, doesn't want to actually eat one... they just want a little lick to try out the taste.

Nature vs nurture and all that fun stuff.

Oh, and what to do when your neighbors can hear you having sex. Loud freaky dragon sex. With fire.

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Comments ( 10 )

oh dear lord yes! feature box here we come

I think we all hate the Muse that delivers ideas that we don't want to us. (Heaven knows I do, especially with my imagination)

More sociological slice-of-life? BRING IT ON! :yay:

Loud freaky dragon sex. With fire. Wooooo! What do you say to that, Mr. Hendrix?
I have only one itching desire,
let me stand next to your fire.

Sometimes the strangest seeds bear fruit. Embrace it, I say. It sounds like you've stumbled upon something awesome.

Just curious how wrong it would be it make marshmellows on those flames....

But bring it on! I would love to read it!

Probably because of the way you tend to write, I initially misread sociological as scatological.

Not my fault. Totally.

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So Cindersoot queefs and blasts poor Brass Tacks into the ceiling, like a cork shot from a wine bottle.

Oh, and what to do when your neighbors can hear you having sex. Loud freaky dragon sex. With fire.

:rainbowlaugh:

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Frankly at this point I would not be surprised.

I would still laugh riotously, but no surprise, nosiree.

and now you've got me even MORE interested :facehoof::pinkiecrazy::facehoof:

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