You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.
I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.
32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.
So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.
EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.
Anonymoose is a little uncomfortable with how clingy Drunk Ein gets, but appreciates the sentiment anyway.
I love you too, drunky.
2014059
Aww, c'mere you!
I mean, from a respectful distance.
2014064 a'www, c'mere you!
No. Closer.
2014073
Oh what the hell! C'mere you drunk you!
Hahahahaha
When the alcohol's stronger, Ein gets drunk faster, and even more adorkable (if that's possible).
2014084 I'm a royal.
I'm George Clooney
We love you too, Ein. But you c'mere.. That's a long walk..
2014059
You don't know the half of it.
2014092 that's reasonable. I am part spaceship.
... SPACESHIP!
2014095 you watch your ass.
2014101
... Maybe you shouldn't c'mere.. I'm not sure it's safe for part spaceships to fly intoxicated..
2014110 SPACESHIP !!!!
2014109
2014119
2014119
Just quoting Blazing Saddles my friend
2014118
I just don't want you to hurt your spaceship-pyness, Ein.. You know better than to drink and star travel..
2014133 it's crime on earth, true.
NO LAWS IN SPACE!
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
Uh oh... You getting a bit loopy?
That's not good. Just remember, no drunk flying your spaceship, alright? Wouldn't want you to crash or anything...
2014140
Aren't you worried about the space coppers?
2014143
Everypony's concern for my well being is simultaneously warming my heart and killing my buzz.
2014151
Oh...
Well, um...
I would say something un-nice, but I can't muster up the courage.
2014155 well now you have to say it.
2014160
Oh... well...
Arrrrr! You go... fly a kite!
Nope, not feeling it. I don't like being mean.
2014166 aww, c'mere you.
We all float down here.
2014169
This is the happy place. SMILES EVERYWHERE!
I'm sorry I think my mind has gone everywhere again.
2014151
I didn't mean to kill your buzz, Ein. Have a drink for me, yeah? Just don't overdo it.
Have a good one though. We all know you deserve it.
2014172
I should clarify I was at a friend's Seder, and while I am not Jewish, man, do they know how to party.
2014140 GRAVITY!! Oh wait...
I love Drunk Ein too.
2014352 I love YOU!
Can you feeeeel the looooove toniiiiiight?