205 Follower Give Away! · 4:52am Mar 19th, 2014
Who wants a plushie?! Three lucky followers will receive an adorable stuffed pony of their choice (Up to a $50 value!) 
Okay, so that's actually like a $400 commission plushie, so whatever you get probably won't look that nice.
OH CELESTIA, WHY?!
Okay, hopefully not something THAT bad. I'll let you browse around for one you like. Oh right, if you win. How do you win?
Simply tell me why you're following me. Bonus points for feeding me ego cookies. Go into detail about whatever story of mine is your favorite. I'll select the three winners on Friday, March 21st. I have a hard time disappointing people, so there may be more than 3 winners.
Oh, and I'm struggling to finish up a new chapter of Generic, ISHNBTP, Chasing Dreams, and, believe it or not, The SawFlank Redemption (I'll be changing the rating to MATURE and continuing on. Fuck the haters). ISHNBTP is taking priority, because it has been a full month since the cliff hanger dropped, and I apologize.
Also, listen to Rhapsody of Fire. Christopher Lee (Dracula, Smaug, Sarumon) sings with them on a few songs...It's Italian Symphonic Metal, and it is awesome.
Also, I saw the Lego Movie for the third time last night, and it's still hilarious.
Also, Gauntlet is being remade for the PC. I am excite.
I have a headache and heart palpitations. I think it's time I went to sleep. I look forward to your responses, and may the odds be ever in your favor! (That's a Hunger Games reference, right?)
I followed because you wrote The Clop Conundrum. It was very well done.
I follow you?
Oh! That is right! Ahem...
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HAS A CHAINSAAAAWWWWARHHDKAFHEASBHVAU HRVLN ARHNVCAL HRUPYNTPVUYN4HU4NHTULCew fihcqnwvlejrthwr4icewq~!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!
I've read your Generic stories, appreciating the comedy for an otherwise horrible genre!
I lust for your masterfully crafted words, wait at my feed for your next big hit, and brag about your works of art in every Skype chat I'm in.
I'm serious, people talk about you.
In a good way.
You make some amazing stories, like your generic trilogy, or ISHNBTP.
And for someone to make an MLP Shawshank is pretty damn awesome and, amazingly enough for this site, original.
In fact, all of your fics tend to be pretty original.
Sorry for the shortness, I'm using my Ipad in bed. If you would like a longer explanation, please, feel free to ask for one.
I follow you because you're sexy, and your writing is supremely fantastic. Did I win?
1) you can get decent plushies at a store for $20. I got some at comic con in Texas.
2) you made me laugh.
I just realised I wasn't following you. Does this disqualify me? I just followed you. It showed up in my feed for some reason.
I follow you because you write genuinely funny or interesting stories. My favorite stories are I Should Never Have Bought That Pony, Caps Lock (and sequel) and Generic, all for reasons which are elaborated on below:
For the first story I mentioned with a quite long title, it was the interesting reversal of the HiE trend that drew me in. I could just see Discord pulling a stunt like that, and Diamond Tiara and co.'s struggles with convincing their owners that they're actually sentient. (Plus Diamond Tiara is best pone)
Caps Lock I like because you take a classic internet troll, make him a pony, and make that pony a real character with real feelings. Quite remarkable. Although it does slightly contradict my pony sex headcanons.
Generic is bad OC in Equestria, nothing we haven't seen before, but you write exceptionally well and breathe life into a tired old idea. It really made me laugh, seeing as my first OC was a unicorn with horns and fucking healing tears.
Hope I didn't write this for nothing! I really want a decent plushie. All I've got is a ripped Rarity and a spaghetti-mane Octavia.
I follow because; Why the hell not? Why wouldn't follow this fine booty?! And because of you're Generic stories. Absolutely hilarious, and taught me kind of what to avoid with writing, but mainly for the LOL's.
Now then, open wide! Here come the ego cookies!
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I followed you for your Generic trilogy. I'm a hard person to win over, but your stories make me laugh.
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Do I win yet?
Oh, and Lego Movie is best movie. Seriously. That movie is amazing.
Because you followed me first.
Because you wrote the
BESTEST STORY EVAAR!
That is, I never should have bought that pony!
And now I hear about all these other AMAZING fics you've written!! I MUST go read them! Right now!
I followed you because, when I read any of your works, its like i am reading the words of a angel. It is as if god himself got on a computer and decided to write a fanfic. Also, your crazy fun too! I mean, your avatar alone is enough to garner anyone with a brains follow.
Alsoϵ( 'Θ' )϶ the fish told me to.
I follow you because of Pink Pony and Caps Lock. Hilarious!
I follow you because of the bloodspor-err because I enjoy your work.
Yeah, that's it.
Because I like you and your stories.
'cause your story "I should have bever bought that pony" is one of the best I've read recently and I hope to see more stories like that. You've got potential
I'm not going to pretend that I've read every story you've written, because I haven't. Nor do I follow you. I'm also not going to say any of this for the competition; in fact I would disqualify myself based on lack of previous followage. You just seem like someone who
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is narcissiwants some feedback. And I'll happily give that to you.(I've read both ISHNBTP and Chasing Dreams. They're both really good stories, even if they're on very polarized ends of the spectrum. I've glanced through your stories, and I've noticed you have a desire to write more sad/dark (or sadark). You are definitely good at them, but I feel like you prefer the attention and feedback that the more lighthearted stories give you. I can certainly relate. I hate it when my good stories that I put a lot of effort into get pushed to the side for the funny, romantic crap I write when I'm drunk. (Not that INSHBTP isn't good; I enjoy it very much. You know what I mean).
I don't know where I'm going with this, actually. I may or may not be drunk right now (I hear it's a common side effect of being unemployed). And now that I think about it, I really never have read anything of yours that I disliked at all. Consider yourself followed. I still want to abstain from anything you'd spend money on - being poor has given me a new look on things like that, and it would be more than I deserve in any case.
How about this? If you want, you can give me your opinion on a new fic I'm writing. I would certainly like the feedback, and I would be happy to do the same for you.
Final Draft, there is so much to say about you as an author in my eyes. From your detail to grammar (which is rare in this day and age), to your ability to make characters' come to life before one's eyes through literature. You are truly an inspiration to anyone who is smart enough to read what you write, you have inspired me to make art before, and I'm certain you have also inspired others to do wonderful things, and will continue to inspire many more in the future as well.
Of all your stories, My all time favorite has got to be "Chasing Dreams" from having a pure OC cast that is so real I can imagine every one of them, to your perfect balance of description to vocal ratio in this masterpiece, it is all simply amazing. Even if it does not get as many views as some of the RD x AJ clop fics, you can hold your head high, knowing you made a story that you can call your own, and if you chose to, all it would take is a minor tweak to make these ponies into human characters, or any creature for that matter, and with just as much detail into them, because that one change is all it would take from making this go from a FiMfic to a book that someone would read and think it is a professional novel, because to me it is one. From the vivid memories Dream Chaser has, giving him his back story, to the cruel realism of what competition can make people (or ponies) do, and even the aftermath of a big situation, and the long term effects it can have on someone. Truly a wonderful story, any true fan of reading should read it. Not to mention you have many other wonderful stories as well, from "Anything but Normal" to "A Bit for a Kingdom" they are all stories that just make me feel bliss at night before bed, reading one of these amazing tails, filled with just the right stuff to drive it home! And even outside of your stories, you are a wonderful person to have met, and I am happy to have found you and proud to call you a friend. Thank you, for all you have done in my life Final Draft.