THE GREAT KRISHNAKARNAK UPDATE BLOG · 6:07pm Jan 29th, 2014
Hey, you lot. KK can't sleep. Have an obnoxiously long blog post. I'm gonna move my blogs to the bottom of my userpage for the time being.
So, the writing front has been up and down. You see, I've finally figured out why I go full-blown retard when I try to write more than one thing at a time... it's not so much that I need, say, my main project (What's Really the Most Important) and a side project (whatever I land on when I look at a list of my projects, close my eyes, and smack my face against the list and pick whatever I bleed on) to go on side by side. No, no! I go full-on retard because I never fully, 100% devote myself to a single thing
See, I noticed something. I've stumbled upon certain threads on 4cha-No, stop right there. Don't leave this blog yet. No, don't unfollow! NO, DON'T REPORT TO MODS. Hear me out! Anyways, I stumbled upon certain threads on 4chan that are... relevant to my interests. What interests? Think of Bad Apples and the I'm Sorry, Si-NO, STAY PUT. DON'T THROW FUCKING ROCKS. I'm sick and I'm in dire need of help, this obsession is out of control. Anyways, long story short, I wrote some private one-shots and two public greentext (where the narrative is delivered via greater-than symbols in short bursts) stories during the period of my authorship where I have flat out-written the littlest ever. If you just can't wrap your head around my little fetish, that news shouldn't really interest you beyond 'KrishnaKarnak wrote a lot in a short period of time'. Because I put my recent struggles with a scene in WRTMI on the backburner and wrote without restrictions, and fuck, I was productive. If any of you are actually interested in reading greentext fics in that same vain of Bad Apples and stuff, just search KrishnaKarnak in the advanced search (username) over on Clopper's Closest, that 4chan archiver thing. You'll find the threads.
Actually, I'm gonna side-bar and come clean/explain that fetish shit right now, with no worries about being embarrassed when it comes to the friends I have on here, 'cause I'm a little tired of always pussy-footing around it, trying to dodge downvotes and crap. I'll do those heartily disinterested a favour and spoiler-text it, so those in that category can skip ahead to words they can see at a distance of two or three feet. I know some people can't view spoiler text, and I'm sorry. If you're really that interested, just request a dump of it in the comments.
K, should be crystal clear by now that I'm a spankophile. Have some links, un-hyper'd because they show up in the spoilers: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spankophile http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking. I've pretty much been one since I was three years old, seeing it on cartoons and rapidly becoming obsessed with it. I was so, sooo shy whenever it was on TV or was used as a threat, but during those private hours at night, my mind would wander. oh, how it would wander. Eventually, interest in the subject that exploded into a full-on fetish by the time I hit puberty. That's not too surprising, I guess. Needless to say, my ex girlfriends were not fans of my little desires, but it's beyond the bedroom. I slip in references fucking everywhere (and, by God, there's more coming in WRTMI), I have at least three fics on here that fall under spankfic guidelines (both ISSes and Bad Apples). I couldn't even begin to explain why I'm like this. Thankfully, I'm not alone in the world, but for years, I fucking thought I was. Here's a funfact: I know of at least three on FIMFic alone, three that are as far down the rabbit hole as I am. Actually, four. Some of you are gonna still find this weird and probably have a few misconceptions I'll deal with in a moment, but nevertheless, I can thank the brony fandom for connecting me with some likeminded individuals so that I don't feel so alone in the world. Hell, already have plans set in stone to meet people as early as months from now. This is fucking major for me. This fetish is literally my everything, next to WRTMI. -That's- my everything 
Now, although I do fully approve of spanking as a legitimate punishment in the real world, and this is where I believe I lost people when trying to explain myself or my legitimate reasons behind I'm Sorry, Sis (which was 100% non-sexual for me. Bad Apples, not so much. C'mon, they were making out!), let me make one thing perfect clear: I'm not advocating this. I'm not telling people to go out and physically beat 'em some kids. So, take all your psychological arguments, all of your generalizations and your ignorance, and just.... and I mean this in the kindest sense: GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I'm sick of having to deal with your moronic bullshit, sick of having people downvote every fic I've ever fucking wrote because I had the balls to write about a fictional character being spanked for a perfectly reasonable offense (but, you know, all of your Fall of Equestria favourites are perfectly sensible, right?? At least rape isn't as sick as 'brainwashing kids with stockholm syndrome'.) I mean, jesus, I just like ponies being disciplined by their parents and stuff, k? Yes, I know it's weird. So is foot fetishes and poop, but we don't shit (lol get it ajajaja) all over them for it!
ALRIGHT, SO. Phew, been awhile since I wound myself into a rage like that. Sorry. Moving on.
So, what I learned from my forray into 4chan is that when I'm fully committed to one thing and ONE THING ONLY, I can be more productive. I also seem to have a talent for one-shots. They're quick, too. A 5.1k greentext took me a few hours to write, on-and-off. It's not difficult to add an hour or two to that and suddenly I have a fully-typed beginning-middle-end story. So, I'm gonna be writing one-shots (and not just about my fetish), and finally clearing off my backburner of fics I want to write. And when I say one-shots, I do mean quick little stories, not the single-chapter stuff that I DO have coming (like the Rarity clop I mentioned a few times) that are gonna be like 20k words long.
THE FIRST ONE-SHOT ON THE WAY?
A clop featuring those two in that scenario, unconnected to the WRTMI canon. Now, I know I've never written anything about Dash and Soarin in my life, but it should be fun! The idea (and pestering me to write it) are all courtesy of SolidFire... who's also going to edit the son of a bitch. He doesn't know this yet. Well, now he does. Punishment for giving KrishnaKarnak more work to do.
I also have a Derpy fic I've been wanting to do for months and months now. So, hopefully you can get something from me before the next WRTMI update. And another Soarin/Dash that I've been playing with for months and months now, unrelated to this one. Eventually. Shit, remember, KK: one thing at a time. Set aside a day, write like mad, and publish! THEN, BAM, ANOTHER OFF THE LIST.
So, what's the actual status on WRTMI?
I've been shooting for February as the month I finish up Act 2 and finally post it, but that's starting to look unlikely right now. There's still so much to be done, but now that I've found a way to productive, I should be making great strides. I'm also gonna stop jumping all over the place and writing a bit of one chapter and then writing a bit of another, because it's getting confusing. Once I work out a solution to my current plot dilemma, we will be full-steam ahead. I'm going to finish the next Intermission first, however.
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT A PREVIEW OF ONE OF THOSE FUTURE SCENES I WROTE OUT OF ORDER?!
well, fuck, why didn't you say so? Here's another very, very short preview. Only 1k words long! I must be sick, or something.
What's Really the Most Important Chapter 37
Showdown! Brothers No More
A flash of green light lit the throne room. Her body jerked roughly as it left the floor. The room was a blurred mess as Rainbow Dash sailed across it to collide with a hard crunch against the far wall. Sliding to the floor, she crumpled like a rag doll. A similar noise told her Spitfire had crashed into it as well. Dizzy with her mounting pain, Dash gazed toward Wave Chill with a bleary eye. There was murder in his eyes, but she was no longer afraid of death; after everything she had been through in the last few hours, it was a long-accepted inevitability.
“You vicious brat...” he growled, pulling the dagger out of his shoulder and throwing it aside. “A double team? Cute. I should have killed you both back at the Amber Cottage. Hell, I should have killed you both after I killed Soarin...” He stared for a moment at his own blood dripping down from his shoulder, his rage breaking. “I should have SLAUGHTERED THE BOTH OF YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!”
He held up both front hooves, the blood dripping softly onto the floor from his wound. Wave Chill's eyes were once again alight with purple tendrils of darkness. Rainbow found herself thrown against the wall again, the tight bands of green magical energy constricting against her windpipe. She pulled against it with her hooves, but she could do nothing to break it. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Spitfire struggling fruitlessly. As he rose into the air, Wave Chill dragged them further up the wall. The rough stone tore the feathers from her back.
As the magic continued to swell within his arms and swirl between the hooves and from his eyes, a grunt echoed from the great black pit. Rage crossed Wave Chill's face as he threw the mares back to the floor, whipping around to glare at the stallion as he climbed out of the hole. Soarin collapsed against the edge, breathing deeply.
“ARE YOU JOKING ME?!” he stormed, spitting out a spurt of blood from his mouth. “How are you still alive? WHY ARE THE THREE OF YOU SO DAMNED HARD TO KILL?!”
“It's... o-over, Wave Chill!” Soarin croaked, steadying his body with his bruised wings. “It's over...” His voice broke as his emotions spilled forth, pain shooting across his face. “It's over, Wave Chill! It's... it's over!” He repeated, coughing up his own mouthful of blood. Soarin managed to scramble to his hooves, gazing across at his twin. Rainbow Dash tried to move back towards the two fighters, but her progress was painfully slow. “All of it... it's over.”
“'Over', hmm? Is that so?” Wave Chill asked softly, pressing a hoof to his shoulder wound. “Who's going to stop me, Soarin? You? You look as though you can't even stand. Murdering you is going to be comically easy... and then I can contend with these two wenches.”
It had already been a few minutes since Spitfire last moved. Whether she was out cold or simply weak, Rainbow Dash had no idea. Nevertheless, she put her friend's well-being temporarily from her mind and she crawled across the floor, inching closer and closer to the discarded dagger. Though her entire body ached from the previous fight and her vision spun all around her, she was determined to seize it. Wave Chill was going to try and kill Soarin again if she didn't do something. She had to act once more! She couldn't let it end like this; he was everything to her.
“Face it, Wave... you're just as h-hurt as I am, so we're... we're on equal f-f-footing!” Soarin's voice trembled with the weight of his emotional grief and the strength in his legs gave out. With a smack, his stomach hit the floor as all four limbs folded beneath him. “I've... I've always loved you, b-brother... so much...” Soarin blinked away his angry tears, exploding in his pain and anguish. “How? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? TO YOURSELF?!”
“Don't you dare,” Wave Chill hissed dangerously, the magic flooding him again, “compare yourself to me...”
The power continued to build and pulse within the steely blue pegasus. Waves and waves of it washed across the room, crashing against the walls. The strands of crimson mane in Dash's face rippled as though in a high wind. The dagger slide across the floor, hitting a chip in the stone and bouncing. Throwing herself to her right, she caught the handle with her teeth.
Wave Chill landed onto the floor, walking towards Soarin and the great black mass of darkness that was the pit beyond. He stood tall, placed a back hoof against Soarin's forehead, and prepared to kick him back. Soarin placed one of his own hooves against his brother's leg, flexing his wings cautiously.
“You aren't going to get anywhere with those wings, Soarin. So, do yourself a favour,” Wave suggested, steadying himself with his own, “and break your neck when you hit the ground this time. That way, you won't have me to deal wi—”
Wave Chill stopped speaking abruptly as the dagger soared past his left ear, landing beyond the pit and clattering into the far corner of the room. Rainbow Dash was lying on her belly, mouth agape; she had missed. The most important shot of her life... and she missed.
“You bitch!” he roared in a low rumble, twisting around to glare at her. “Fair enough, Rainbow Dash... you get to die first!”
However, Soarin seized on the distraction. Twisting Wave Chill's leg to the side, Soarin pulled himself to his hooves and grabbed his brother's wings. Unbalanced, Wave Chill collapsed to the hard stone floor and Soarin was upon him at once, sending forth furious punches to the back of Wave Chill's skull before trying to put him in a full-nelson. The wings quivered and flapped wide. Soarin fell sideways onto the floor and his brother leapt up, staring down at the cauliflower blue pegasus with pure hatred.
“N-no...” Soarin groaned, shaking his head against the cold floor. “You won't h-hurt her... I won't let you! I'll k-kill you, Wave Chill! I have to be the one... to kill you!” Tears were leaking from his eyes and rolling down to the floor.
So, that came outta no where! Now, some of you might be wondering how Soarin's new cutie mark is going to affect WRTMI.
Answer? It won't!
I started WRTMI and made a billion references to Soarin's cutie mark being the Wonderbolt Emblem looong before Rainbow Falls aired. I knew, at some point, my headcanon was going to take a hit. I'll battle on regardless.
I was gonna preview all remaining Act 2 chapter titles when I posted that preview, but naw, I won't spoil everything just yet.
So, I'm actually getting tired now, so I'll end with a Bad Apples update:
Bad Apples is getting deleted in a day or two. Reason being, the idea behind it isn't dead, but the story it is now IS dead. I'm taking the first chapter, before the project went down the tubes, and I'm going to merge it with a sequel I wrote as a birthday gift for someone, that just jumps Babs' and Bloom's story forward a bit. I've completely changed my plans for the fic over the last few weeks, so I think it is time that I take it out of my little FIMFic gallery until it's ready to be a part of a finished product. If you wanna check out that sequel now... PM me. It's already wrote, it's about 13k words long, and it's very, very hot. But only if you're into that sort've thing. And yes, I -will- be holding on to CH1 of Bad Apples as it is and hosting it someplace.
I think... that's everything. So, I've been instructed to post this gif or else I'm not cool.
#outofcontext
GOING TO SLEEP.
S0 much rage and nobody answer'd. Well, seeing as what a SICK FUCK U R & how DISGUSTED i AM at U right now, I couldn't care less. Unsub'd, blocked, fucking reported to admins and even EQD cos fuck! SOMEONE HAS THIS KIND OF A FETISH?! Oh, my Celestia where is this world coming 2? I think I need to vomit. Or maybe pour bleach in2 my eyes.
I read U'r fick Bad Appuls and I thought it was just about two fillis trying to make up between each other 4 their differences & the bad stuff Babs did 2 AppleBloom, but OH MY GUD! It was actually just a clopfic? How could I NOT SEE THIS!? I must be blind R fucking stupid R smething. I'm just so happy you finally said it out loud so now I can ignore U & try to actively destroy Ur reputation on FIMFic.
I mean, fuck. If there's 1 thing I really can't tolerate in the Brony fandom, it's 4 someone 2B different & like weird things. Everybydo should be the fucking same & like FlutterShy. I'm pretty sure U don't even wear a fedora. I just... I just can't put in2 words how disappoint I am! Plz leaf the fandom! U suck!
Oh, I see, yay for focus realization!
Respect to ya man, you're ballsy as f*ck!!!
I really hope that no one actually downs you over your own little preferences!
If they do, they're self-righteous punks!!!
/) to ya, I like that you really don't care what haterz think!
Aaaaand the haters have brains like Diamond Dogs anyway! XD
But yeah, I think you use it properly!
I mean... everyone has their little preferences
You're chatting to a masochist!
Massive respect bro!
Also, loving the preview!
Cool blog, mentor!
Don't let the haters get you done, EVER! honestly i really liked it in the story when you had RD spank Scoots, and it was so emotional to! i had no idea you could put that much emotion into something like spanking, that my takes real talent and you've got it.
so what if some don't like, its not your fault that there agents discipline, maybe if more kids got a good spanking when they've needed it, there would be less, hates and ass holes running around. whatever happens, I got yer back
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Back to the subject, it was good and thanks for taking the time to make it
although i didn't read the spoilers, i want to wait tell its done.
But before i go, if yer having trouble with staying to one story or yer having a hard time writing try listening to music. when i was making my story and whenever i would get stuck or my mind would drift else where, i would listen to a song that helped inspire the moment, then i let my feelings do the rest. and it worked pretty well. (a bit to well at a point and after listening to a certain song i was writing for like 1 to 2 hours literally crying everywhere, i honestly can't even remember what i wrot exactly because i could barely see, but yeah it worked pretty well for me)
Hope it works for you if you chose to try it, Have a good sleep and take care
That's your idea of a punishment? Well then... you should punish me a hell of a lot more often. I'll be looking forward to it, and the little sneak-peak of the next WRTMI chapter is quite something.
~SolidFire
F*cking genius way to pick a subject to write a story on. XD
Damn I hate you. I get all pumped about WRTMI, and you leave me at this!!! Talk about a cliffhanger-and I don't know the rest of the chapter! POST IT!!!! This is why I hate spoilers. A quick glimpse to get you excited, then *poof* back to reality. Grrrr...
BTW, the dagger slid across the floor, not slide. Grammar nazis, they'll get you every time. Neil spellcheck!
Oh, that whole spoiler thing-it looked like some CIA crap, because I was on my phone. Do I dare read it?
How could anyone unsub to you? You're fantastic!
Stay Awesome
RDD
Hey don't worry, I'm kinda into spanking too. At least to the point where I like to read about it.
That's partly why I subbed to you in the first place. Looking forward to more stories from you, and more updates.
Haters are always gonna hate. Just put on headphones and drown em out. That's what I do.
It was really awesome reading this because both of these statements (as well as alot of the other ways you described your relation to your fetish) also describe me perfectly... just not about spanking, for me its something else.
I cant help but think that alot of people are that way about something, there is just a metric-fuck-ton of somethings and almost all of us think each others something is really weird.
So anyway, rock on! Be you and all that. And know that you are soooo not alone. Maybe spanking specifically is kinda uncommon (and I don't think its that uncommon, I mean its everywhere) but having a "something" that's uncommon is actually pretty normal. I know I have one and I-felt/it-feels exactly as you described.
I sometimes hate how much control my something has over my brain, but usually I just enjoy it.
P.S. I totally agree with everyone else, I didn't even know that you had a spanking fetish. ISS Scootaloo and ISS Sweetie Bell felt 100% non-sexual. They were just feels and drama and awesomeness. You are a super talented writer. Don't let haters get you down. Do your thing, you rock!
Now that was brave of you to say, about your fetish that is. Everyone has something wierd that they, um, like, i'm gald that you found out that you weren't alone.
Why you give spoilers? NOW I WANT TO READ MOOOORE! WAAAH! I'm so exited for the new chapter, buuut take your time, it's better having long well written chapters than shorter more rushed one. Keep up the good work! 
I don't really support spanking as a punishment, as i'm kinda against any physical contact in a manner that can hurt people one way or another (take a note that I'm a person who thinks it is very unconfortable when other people have body contact with me, but that's just because i'm young and unexperienced in everything called physical contact with others, hehe), but I actually didn't mind the spanking. It was emotional and interesting to read. I can honestly say that I respect you for being you and writing what you want.
And just ignore the haters, the most important is to belive in yourself and continue to do what you love, and give us some more reading meterial, of course~.
Oh, and haven't read Bad Apples, so I can't give an opinion there, i'm underaged anyway. XD
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I really am the worst goddamn person in the world for not replying to people. Sorry. I did read all of these and I am grateful for your supports and suggestions!
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No problem, if ya'll ever need someone ta talk to, or just someone who will listen. my PM box is and will always be open, so if you need to please don't hesitate, ah encourage it...