Never write about MLP merchandise. · 12:43am Dec 28th, 2013
Back in early October I wrote a fic about MLP blind bags, just because. It didn't pass moderation, not having to do, well, anything to do with the actual MLP canon. I kept it as unlisted story afterwards. Two days ago I was so bored I've decided to switch a few words so it fits more into the universe—borderline but still acceptable. It kept teasing me with its "unlistedness".
And you know what? It took 31 hours to get it approved. Not because I had to deal with rejections in between, but because there simply was no response from the prereaders. It's like they have a life or something. Blasphemy.
Either way, if you're down for some random story about a pony figure describing his pathetic Toy Story-esque life, there you go. And when I say "random", I don't mean the funny kind. I mean the kind that will make you say "What did I just read." Without a question mark. Because it's definitely not a good story, just really, really weird.
... no one sees the tears they shed. Just a piece of plastic with a forced smile on it. Of course, being a toy makes the idea of emotions questionable, but what if there's more than just a child's plaything behind that mass-produced figure?
Based on the three blind bags resting on my shelf (the only MLP merch I own), and the question why I even bought the one this story is about, as well as this song.
Editors and pre-readers:
- Diarch The Illustrious
- Abcron
- ReFro
- The Abyss
- Kaidan
Holy fuck man, where in the hell did you get those legends on your editor's list?
1654427 Contacts on skype.
1654505 i need Skype
Im helping edit a friends story (all alone) its very time consuming
1654520 then get skype lol what's stopping you?
1654536 Every time i try to make an account it gives me some error about Microsoft Account bullshit.... like im so confused i gave up
1654542 microsoft does not control skype
1654543 Thats what im so confused about!
1654543 im gonna try again later today
1654551 fair enough
1655929 Yes i was trying to get it for windows 8
Thank you for that link, im going to bookmark that and try again later today
I see you in most of my favorite stories as well so you are legend
1655929 I got it to work from that link thank you