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Elric of Melnipony


Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

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  • 177 weeks
    Death From Above

    There has been a trope (I suppose you could call it) in the naughtier parts of the fandom since probably almost the very beginning. It concerns pegasi (and alicorns), and it's absolute nonsense.

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    5 comments · 339 views
  • 180 weeks
    Hi.

    I'm still alive. I hope that's still true of all of the cool people I've interacted with here over the years, but these days, it's a bad idea to make assumptions.

    How are you? Hangin' in there?

    33 comments · 311 views
  • 237 weeks
    And another thing...

    Some time ago, the possibility of a sequel to one of my fics was threatened discussed. I wrote a couple of segments just now, and we'll see if my muse continues taking me to interesting places.

    8 comments · 325 views
  • 237 weeks
    Some headcanon for you...

    These are ideas I've kicked around, but I'm not attached enough to any of them to want to argue about them. Pick a fight elsewhere.

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    17 comments · 387 views
  • 367 weeks
    Still a Mess, Still Not Dead

    I hold my hands in front of me
    To block my line of sight
    It seems my eyes are getting tired
    Of staring at the light
    The more I see, the more I feel
    The less I want to know
    If you think too much, you'll blow your mind
    You might just lose control
    And scream

    -- Seven Nations, "Scream"

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Dec
19th
2013

I Did It Before It Was Cool · 4:53am Dec 19th, 2013

Peaches? Yeah, I did that already. As you, my loyal readers know, that was in a little thing called Special Talents, in the chapter where Peachy Pie gets her cutie mark.

Buncha Flash Sentry-come-lately bandwagon-jumpers. Everybody's into ponies with peaches now that it's mainstream. Posers. I bet none of you even have Pinkie Pie claiming that she knows a farmer called Peachjack.

If you ask me, streams are too mainstream. I'm into this aquifer now, but you probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground.

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Comments ( 10 )

IT'S UNDERGROUND!
GEDDIT?

I am quite pleased with myself.:eeyup:

I'm sorry, I'm sooo weak. Just this once I had to follow the pack. Though "Twilight, Applejack, and Peach Schnapps" isn't about peaches per se...:derpytongue2:

Psssh. Hipster.

Confined or Unconfined aquifer?

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It's totally unconfined, man. It's just out there, you know?

And on an unrelated note, regarding the image of Hipster Rarity... Fukken saved!

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