Epic Conclusion: Dash of Humanity · 4:58pm Dec 17th, 2013
In a world without hope, frozen by frigid temperatures, one author shall stand defiantly to post the greatest work of pony fiction known to man. Humanity's last hope, Equestria's only option. . . coming this evening, Rainbow "Fucking" Don will enter into their final battle. . .
Mind out of the gutter, pervert.
Tonight at 6pm EST, the epic conclusion of Dash of Humanity shall post. Maybe it's narcissism, but I must say this is my best ending yet. I shall not say more for fear of spoiling it, except to say, don't pay for a full seat because you'll only need the edge.
Following the epic conclusion, will be a short epilogue and sequel. The nature of both of these are also "hush hush". They will post together this weekend, most likely at 6pm EST Friday or Saturday to hit as an early Non-denominatial northern-hemisphere winter-holiday festivities gift. Or, as I like to call it, CHRISTMAS! Not everything has to be a religious or political debate. 
Let the hype be doubled!
*Also happy birthday, Seven Fates. You lucky bastard you.
I need to catch up then, I'm two chapters behind!
OMFC THIS IS GONNA ROCK!!!!!! I WONDER WHAT THE HELL IS GONNA GO DOWN!? ALRIGHT EVERYPONY THE AFTER PARTIES AT MY HOUSE, enterence fee of $50.00 CAD
BRING SNACKS! lol
Please tell me that, by this evening you meant European time zone
1617942 Probably not. Pretty sure he's US East.
Edit: Also, at a glance I read the title as Epic Concussion.
Thanks for the BDay wishes, by the way.
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I know but don't kill my hope just yet. Kaidan is random
There's only one thing to add here:
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I quickly Google'd an EST - GMT convert page, just so I'd know what 6PM EST means for me.
(It's Midnight, GMT +1)
I have never before seen a blog featuring a set release date as if it were a movie for something.
So props to you on that.
Can't wait for the finale though, I hope Don dies. My reasoning for this is my own.
Jeeves, add that to the list of phrases I want to use at some point.
"Of course, sir."
Thanks you Jeeves. Now that that's taken care of, I must say I am eagerly awaiting this grand finale of yours. Do not disappoint me.
"I would never, sir."
Not you, Jeeves. I was talking to Kaidan.
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well then drop your pen/text cursor/keyboard and whatever you were writing on the butterfly cult (I assume you were working on it, right? If not, I may need to do something about that 
) and read for your life!
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I was working on All Ponies Die, actually.
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a knowing glance*
:If you don't adjust your priorities, I might have to adjust my schedule on who gets to help me make cupcakes
me:*gives
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Sorry! All my cupcake-related time slots are booked for the next 15 years, thanks to a certain other Pinkie Pie!
All good things come to an end I suppose.
Oh and can I quote you on that seat thing?
Hehe
Rainbow fucking Don is something we all want to see again.
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Lol, thanks... it sounded like a fun thing to do. After all, things have been too quiet around here since I stopped acting like a lunatic, and the more. . . 'reaction' I get from the ending, the better.
Well, I suppose vehemently hating my OC is as good a reason as any.
(or a normal reason, but that wouldn't be as fun.)
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Just stay awake 3 more hours, or set your DVR to record my live stream and I'll read it out loud just for you.
Actually... has anyone ever done a live reading? Like, I could literally read you all my story as a bed time story.
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In a way, you could consider being hit so hard you wake up in another pony's brain the most epic concussion of them all.
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You can quote me. Personally, I only buy the edge because the seat is so damn uncomfortable... I can't watch a movie anymore without feeling like Big Mac took me brutally, like I wandered onto his farm to find out where the banjo music was coming from...
Here's hoping I didn't over-hype this... nah!
1618214 that is the best and worst analogy ever
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If you are going to read I'm not going to sleep
Ah! I am so excited
And so nervous
What will happen to don?! Only 2 hours and 20 minutes until I know!
So just wondering I guess. Am I just giving feedback now or...? I don't really do retroactive reviews.
Yes. The hype has indeed been doubled. /)
Oh fuck that, let it be tripled! Scratch that ,
quadrupledquintupled! No, how about, whatever the hell is next. (There better be some damn fireworks)The hype has just been doubled to the power of infinity.
only 37 minutes remain! Too much time!
6 minutes
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2 minutes on my PC clock... I mean, 2 hours! Woe is me for I just turned back time.
1618647 I knew it! Kaidan is the doctor!
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Happy B-day, Seven.