YOU TOTALLY NEED TO READ THIS.

BECAUSE I NEED TO USE CAPS LOCK TO TELL YOU ALL JUST HOW AWESOME THIS STORY IS. I MEAN, THIS STORY IS THE BEST STORY IN THE WHOLE OF CREATION AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY READ IT. GO NOW. TWILIGHT SPARKLE DEMANDS IT!!!!!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING

by Between Lines

OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS WHO SUBSEQUENTLY BECOME MEWLING WHELPS BEFORE HER EYE SEARING GLORY.
THIS IS HER STORY.
AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.
(THERE IS NO COVER ART BECAUSE NO SUFFICIENTLY AWESOME IMAGE EXISTS IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM)

Seriously, though. Go read this. You will laugh. I mean it. And lets all be honest... If THAT gets feature? That would be the best thing ever.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Comments

[JustAnotherTimeLord]

Fuck yes! I am ready!

[Silent Running]

DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[Your Antagonist]

I'll upvote before reading simply because you seem to have a trustworthy eye for the odd and eccentric.

Loathe me,
Your Antagonist

[Big Baby]

Cocaine's a helluva drug

[Kapuchu]

...What?

[AppleTank]

1509259
TWILIGHT "BOOSHAKAYA" SPARKLE

[MissingLink]

Skeeter, you HAVE to come look at the comment section...

[Adenbadens]

I laughed. Out loud. Few stories have gotten me to do more than chuckle. That's how good this was.
1509350 Seriously, SO good.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

1509002>>1509003>>1509014>>1509138>>1509259>>1509334>>1509350>>1509880

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NON CLOP FEATURE!!!!

~Skeeter The Lurker

[MissingLink]

1509884

HOORAY!

[Bawss]

Read it.

Burst out laughing in the middle of my music class at lunch.

My friends now think I'm weird(er). Totally worth it.