Jul
21st
2013
Yay! 1000 follows! · 2:29pm Jul 21st, 2013
I'm following 1000 people! That means that my pantry is 1/8th full, and I only need to get eight times this many in order to begin the baking process!
In my adventures stalking people I have found a few things that some may find interesting:
There is a follow cap - 200 a day
There is a comment cap - somewhere between 500 and 1000 a day
There is a group join cap - somewhere between 20 and 50 a day
There is a favorite cap - somewhere between 50 and 200 a day
I don't like caps...
Also, being an internet stalker who follows everyone with a heavy dose of creepy on the side earns you roughly one follower for every ten people you stalk
1000, Yay!
~ Your friendly neighborhood stalker
~ Lilith911
>member for 6d, 23h
>103 followers
*looks at own account*
>member for 27w, 6d
>55 followers
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Hi Lilith =D
Oh good for you *shudders* well i'm gonna go and eat more of Fluttershy's chickens...J.K or am I?
I want you to destroy Daemon...
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I'm sorry
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) flavored cupcake? 
Hello! Want an apple (
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You aren't
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And I will
1224605 Good choice *gives you chicken feather from teeth* go have fun...*shudders again*
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I will
1224612 well try not to slip in the blood...
I'm stalking the stalker.
...Still not the most disturbing thing I've encountered all week.
Not very disturbing.
How does it feel to be spammed with blog posts hundreds of times a day?
I'm glad to be one of the thousand and something your following and one of the 100 or so people who follow you back
Also fun to find someones who's as "totally not" insane as me
Umm......Congrats? I guess.....
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What would make it #1
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It feels good... especially when i click the feed button and it all goes away
You sick bastard. What ever shall we do with you when you top twenty thousand? And if you're really going to follow everyone, you're going to be following better than a hundred thousand people over the course of time.
1224656I'll stalk Lilith eventually
I'll let the poor thing wait
Until then, have an adorable Daring Do:
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1224606Good
Now, about these caps
This:
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I like your solution
1229650Jamie always has the answers! I'm sure he's a long-time friend of Pinkie Pie's crazy side!
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Now who is going to distract knightly?
1229658Adam Savage
Ah, yes, my dearest! Quite beautiful indeed! Ah... I remember when you followed me. I was one of your first, was I not? Mmmm... Yes it is truly is wonderful that you are getting by so well. Soon you are to breach the first place margin, are you not? Yes... just a few hundred souls more... Excellent. Mind if I borrow a few of your subjects? I would simply love for some company for dinner tonight. You, of course, are always invited, darling. You make me so proud!
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you deserve something... Give me a little while to think of something 
I just checked, and you are in fact, my first follow!
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Ah yes! Indeed I am! I had noticed earlier, after I put up the comment.
But really, no prize is necessary! Having you around is good enough!
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You will get something nonetheless
A couple questions.
One how many notifications and feeds do you get per day?
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Feed - 2000+... On a slow day
Notifications - 500+ (450 of them are comment replies, watches, and plain blog/site comments)
Hope that helps
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THAT'S A FOLLOW
One does not simply bake the Illogic.
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Or does one
1235974 No. One does not simply.
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But illogic pie would taste so good
1236024 Insanity pie is better.
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You are a genius